Your MP's 2021 report card

[ButterTart]

Found this on Twitter: https://mpreportcard.netlify.app/

I've kicked off at my MP a few times for being a spineless rimlicker and I think he's blocked me on Facebook, so it's good to know I'm the one with the moral high ground.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Got to be honest, didn't know who my MP even was now that I've moved, but this isn't surprising. The not presents are curious, but the SNP usually have half decent reasons for not voting (it's English only legislation or they didn't want to make an unnecessary journey south for something that was going to be defeated anyway)

 

[lolly]

 

[Lucille]

 

[Madison]

Sewage is the top issue?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh God, you've all got much better MPs than the terrible twat I have to put up with

 

[COB]

Mine is the same as Giraffe, but before I moved (in June) it was this guy:

 

[jivafox]

A grade F CUNT

 

[VoR]

Good old boring Hill. I always enjoy his supremely half-hearted quarterly newsletters.

 

[Madison]

 

[AlgoAlex]

He also called Owen Patterson a cunt to his face so he gets 2 A’s I suppose

 

[Soldi]

 

[jivafox]

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A grade F CUNT

When I worked at the local college we had a safeguarding concern over this nonce because he kept chatting up A-Level students on trips to Westminster and taking them out to coffee on the weekends to talk "politics"

 

[Tisch]

 

[GNL]

 

[Indie]

On the whole she's pretty good, except the odd occasion she lets her RELIGIOUS MORALS decide.

 

[funky]

 

[VoR]

When I worked at the local college we had a safeguarding concern over this nonce because he kept chatting up A-Level students on trips to Westminster and taking them out to coffee on the weekends to talk "politics"

Just Wiki'd him - that's a HARD 49!

 

[Penelope]

When I worked at the local college we had a safeguarding concern over this nonce because he kept chatting up A-Level students on trips to Westminster and taking them out to coffee on the weekends to talk "politics"

He's a known groper at Westminster.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[Kratz]

Thanks for nothing, Flick.

 

[Kate]

Why isn't it working for me

 

[Kate]

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Thanks for nothing, Flick.

KENSINGTON DARLING? Swish.

 

[Kratz]

KENSINGTON DARLING? Swish.

In theory, but I basically live under the stairs

I might move to Islington South for obvious reasons.

 

[Kratz]

My parents didn’t fare any better.

 

[Kratz]

He's a known groper at Westminster.

Yeah. I think he has been subject to more than a few rumours!

 

[Lucille]

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My parents didn’t fare any better.

I can't get my parent's MP to load for some reason (may be on account of him noncing up a teenage boy)

 

[GNL]

The MP in my hometown. Best (only?) known for being caught on camera saying 'it's definitely a wig' while Michael Fabricant was talking in the Commons.

 

[rhythmbandit]

At least he wasn't completely absent. Truly a man of his people.

 

[funky]

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My parents didn’t fare any better.

"Oh but he's more of a socialist than a Tory!"

GTFO

 

[Madison]

The question on the health and social care levy seems a bit disingenuous. I’d save an F for an MP who decided not to increase spending at all, and a D for those doing it with a tax that could have more progressive.

(The website is broken here I think - it says the 10 Tories - e.g. Chope - that voted against the tax for ultra Tory reasons didn’t vote against the tax).

 

[ButterTart]

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Can’t believe your MP doesn’t even have a face and yet she’s still accomplished more than mine.

 

[dmlaw]

The whole website isn't terribly sophisticated. With the questions chosen, they are essentially saying that if your MP is a Tory then they are also a massive bag of dicks. We already knew that.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm not entirely sure I need this tell my MP is sycophantic arsepipe.

 

[Indie]

The whole website isn't terribly sophisticated. With the questions chosen, they are essentially saying that if your MP is a Tory then they are also a massive bag of dicks. We already knew that.

I know right. I want at least one response to be a D- or something.

 

[Kate]

Mine still won’t load and I don’t think he’s a paedo

 

[octophone]

This is just another "All Tories are scum" thread, innit?

GOOD. CARRY ON.

 

[GNL]

The whole website isn't terribly sophisticated. With the questions chosen, they are essentially saying that if your MP is a Tory then they are also a massive bag of dicks. We already knew that.

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