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Tried to steer my friend away from our agreed Edinburgh excursion to a Glasgow gallivant. I think I've failed and the capital it is...

Sounds of the 90s would be the perfect show without the discordant tones of Fearne Cotton

Sounds of the 90s would be the perfect show without the discordant tones of Fearne Cotton

I take it back. They had what I wanted and I was out the store by 11:05. We’re Indigo Neo twins @ExcitableWoof

Aww. Carmen is lovely.

Where is my John Wayne? Where is my FURRY SON?

A legitimate question. A legitimate 10.

Can highly recommend the Laundryheap app, they collect all your laundry and dry cleaning and deliver it back to you the next day.

It's clearly bollocks. If the job existed in the first place, there's no way they made a decision that quickly to axe her after one day...

Nip AND slit slips

I’m sat outside Costco waiting for it to open. I predict they won’t have what I want in stock and the fuckers never pick up the phone to...

I had to use a laundrette when our last machine died on us, but I just hate the thought of washing my clothes in a machine someone might...

Mopsy is very quiet today. I’m planning on spending it entirely by the pool today so y’all better entertain me

Back to work tomorrow after a fortnight off and I'm already getting palpitations :(

Sometimes I miss the days of going out to do laundry because you can do it all at once instead of load by load at home Then I remember...