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Penelope
Britney - Criminal should have been on the American Life album and Urban Trad - Sanomi should have been on Ray of Light
Suedehead
Who knew that love could be so
Who knew that love could be so
Impossible to control
Who knew that love could be so
BIZARRE
Lucille
He was like, you need to come to THE VILLAGE, and I was just like, THE VILLAGE? What the fuck is that? You know, it sounds CRAZY. And indeed it was.
big ron
The CEO of Monster Skips fucked my Alsatian because I put too much top soil in a Maxi Skip hired from them on April 17th. Avoid Monster Skips of Hay Mills, Birmingham unless you like watching a burly man sodomise your family pet.
ZenGiraffe
Hi, are you currently accepting suggestions for discussion topics at the next Suomi's Coffee morning?

How about Ann Droid?
Suomi
Suomi
Hi ZenGiraffe - sorry for the delay in response. Long story but short is that I’m officially acquitted :disco:

No we are not taking suggestions, but I appreciate you reaching out. The vibe is very much what I feel like at the time. To get a sense of this I have attached the minutes from the last meeting:

1. Intro and apologies
2. Attempted seance #1 - for former poster Monsta (seance aborted as the spirit of Turnerprize came flying through the window)
3. A vote on Soldi - see below for outcome
4. Attempted seance #2 - for a packet of Monster Munch I couldn’t find in my flat. Success ✅
5. Ask VoR anything - Suomi received questions live and texted VoR at his place of work for the responses. Activity aborted after threats made from VoR’s line manager.
6. Attempted seances #3 - in an attempt to resurrect the career of Madonna - mission semi-accomplished
7. AOB - everyone chose Lucky Love to sing

NB: Soldi was banned for four weeks following online vote
Finn
Love the new hair Michael babe. It's giving Stephen Port's grindr profile
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