Such a triumph I've went and bought Body Talk (£5.99), and, going against everything I thought I stood for on the issue of albino pop trolls who need a better therapist, stylist and dentist, I think it's just about the best pop album of recent times. And I own MDNA.
10 Do It Again (I like the way it documents its own brilliance, with the wimpy Madonna's capacity for sadness, euphoria and rebellion all working in delicious masochistic unison. 2:22 actually takes life away from you and gives it right back)
10 Monument (if these guys are accused of being waiting room music, then this must be Madeline Ashton at the morgue, it's chilling, detached and precise in its pathos)
00 Sayit (a glorified interlude)
10 Every Little Thing (sensitively sensational)
07 Inside the Idle Hour Club (I liked it in a Jam & Spoon kind of way, but this is more of a credits-rolling opportunity if they wanted to pull a Gaga with a misleading 10 minute youtube upload)
The sap and the sopp did good.