Wednesday blows her nose

floppet

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Bubo-ridden old hag who was sat next to me in the waiting room at the hospital on Monday has infected me with sneezy snot-disease. Bitch. :(
 
I hate going anywhere near doctors/hospitals for that reason. Wuh.
 
On the plus side, I finally found my copy of Bowie experimental fuck-you masterpiece "1. Outside".
 
I don’t know if I just time it right but anytime I have been to the doctors here there is only a handful of people in the waiting room. The waiting room is pretty big so I don’t need to sit near anyone else.
 
The waiting room is pretty big so I don’t need to sit near anyone else.

I love that. Waiting room at my GP is a decent size. Worst one was at the Nuffield out in Anniesland - tiny, 6 patients and a handful of "others" (one parent, one s/o, one "pal"). It was a cupboard with an attitude problem and it was a really windy day so they couldn't even open the window properly.
 
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The postman just knocked on my door, handed my my parcel and walked off without saying a word, even after I said thank you. He had headphones in, which is fair enough, but I'm fucking RAGING. I nearly ran after him and pinged the box at his ignorant fucking head.
 
(I still haven't had a wank this week and it shows.)
 
The postman just knocked on my door, handed my my parcel and walked off without saying a word, even after I said thank you. He had headphones in, which is fair enough, but I'm fucking RAGING. I nearly ran after him and pinged the box at his ignorant fucking head.

Have that much needed wank and then wait for the cunt tomorrow and surprise him by opening the door dressed in a crotchless Spiderman outfit, complete with mask and cockring.
 
Have that much needed wank and then wait for the cunt tomorrow and surprise him by opening the door dressed in a crotchless Spiderman outfit, complete with mask and cockring.

If you're trying to turn me on, it's worked.
 
Have that much needed wank and then wait for the cunt tomorrow and surprise him by opening the door dressed in a crotchless Spiderman outfit, complete with mask and cockring.

:D

This just made me spit out a mouthful of rabbit food.
 
I hate people trying to talk to me at lunch time. I only have half hour and it's barely enough time to eat.
 

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