floppet
Spider murderer
Bubo-ridden old hag who was sat next to me in the waiting room at the hospital on Monday has infected me with sneezy snot-disease. Bitch. 


Bubo-ridden old hag who was sat next to me in the waiting room at the hospital on Monday has infected me with sneezy snot-disease. Bitch.![]()

That was a mirror, Floppet![]()
The waiting room is pretty big so I don’t need to sit near anyone else.
(I still haven't had a wank this week and it shows.)
The postman just knocked on my door, handed my my parcel and walked off without saying a word, even after I said thank you. He had headphones in, which is fair enough, but I'm fucking RAGING. I nearly ran after him and pinged the box at his ignorant fucking head.
COME TO MAMA.
Have that much needed wank and then wait for the cunt tomorrow and surprise him by opening the door dressed in a crotchless Spiderman outfit, complete with mask and cockring.
Have that much needed wank and then wait for the cunt tomorrow and surprise him by opening the door dressed in a crotchless Spiderman outfit, complete with mask and cockring.
