Talking of positivity and enthusiasm, not even 9am and we've had messages from the boss over one negative feedback my team have had the past week. Generally we get good feedback upon good feedback. But one negative (which isn't even our fault) and it's all guns blazing at us...
Aren't you on maternity leave? Are they emailing or text messaging you?
We have several WhatsApp groups for work. I seem to be included in most of the departments.
This week's gonna be rough - full moon and Vernal Equinox on Wednesday and I've got all this shit at work. Oooft.
I bought myself some blue light blocking glasses as I spend so much time staring at screens and I'm now 15% more intelligent.
I don't give a shit, I look sexy in them.
I went for a massage today. it has temporarily bestowed me with all of the three mythical properties mentioned in the title
I'm not really sure how they do it but you have to find someone who specialises in it.Mmm this is a new culinary highpoint
Take one bag of mixed leaves
Add grated carrot, grated parmesan and lashings of LEMON JUICE
Beat into submission and leave in a warm kitchen for four hours
ENJOY
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Which reminds me, what's the difference between plant based and vegan cooking?
Plant based eschews all processed food I think, even if it's vegan.

No baked beans?![]()
what part of you can they possible massage without kneading the child out of you? do they have a table for women bearing spawn and massive boobs?