Monday is welcomed with hope, positivity and enthusiasm

Talking of positivity and enthusiasm, not even 9am and we've had messages from the boss over one negative feedback my team have had the past week. Generally we get good feedback upon good feedback. But one negative (which isn't even our fault) and it's all guns blazing at us...
 
Talking of positivity and enthusiasm, not even 9am and we've had messages from the boss over one negative feedback my team have had the past week. Generally we get good feedback upon good feedback. But one negative (which isn't even our fault) and it's all guns blazing at us...

Aren't you on maternity leave? Are they emailing or text messaging you?
 
I will say that having Donna Summer's 'Bad Girls' album as the soundtrack of my Monday morning commute has been QUITE THE TONIC :disco:
 
Late night flight, LAX
Limousine and you're all set

:disco::disco::disco:
 
This week's gonna be rough - full moon and Vernal Equinox on Wednesday and I've got all this shit at work. Oooft.
 
I bought myself some blue light blocking glasses as I spend so much time staring at screens and I'm now 15% more intelligent.
 
I also wore them to the pub saturday and people looked at me differently, with more respect
 
Sometimes I really feel I wish my life away

Is it the weekend yet :shock:
 
I went for a massage today. it has temporarily bestowed me with all of the three mythical properties mentioned in the title
 
I went for a massage today. it has temporarily bestowed me with all of the three mythical properties mentioned in the title

That is in my agenda for this week;
- get hair cut
- have massage done
- keep legs crossed
 
what part of you can they possible massage without kneading the child out of you? do they have a table for women bearing spawn and massive boobs?
 
I really want to get my hair cut too because it grows so fast but I can't justify going twice a month :(
 
My back is killing me carrying this extra weight :( I'm not really sure how they do it but you have to find someone who specialises in it.
 
Mmm this is a new culinary highpoint

Take one bag of mixed leaves
Add grated carrot, grated parmesan and lashings of LEMON JUICE
Beat into submission and leave in a warm kitchen for four hours
ENJOY
:zombie:
 
I had a perfectly reasonable Monday. There's so little to report these days.

RIP Anthea Turner.
 
Hurrah, the version with the ropey drag queen detonating a bomb in the truck to the sound of a rapturous cheering crowd is still online:

 
Mmm this is a new culinary highpoint

Take one bag of mixed leaves
Add grated carrot, grated parmesan and lashings of LEMON JUICE
Beat into submission and leave in a warm kitchen for four hours
ENJOY
:zombie:

Which reminds me, what's the difference between plant based and vegan cooking?
 
what part of you can they possible massage without kneading the child out of you? do they have a table for women bearing spawn and massive boobs?

Like where there’s a hole for your face, but there are more holes for your tits and bump?
 

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