I almost shat my own pants last night and I'm not kidding. Came out of the bedroom in the dark holding my alarm clock, ipad and various other things and walked into the bitchcave, it was about 11pm. Because my hands were full I couldn't turn the light on till I put something down and all the other upstairs lights were still off too so it was pitch black. The bitchcave door swung shut behind me like it usually does and as I went to put stuff down on the bed so I could switch the light on "somebody" whispered Oi in my ear, right up next to my ear and very, very clearly, I even felt the breath as "they" said it! A split second later I flicked the lightswitch and obviously nothing was there but my heart was racing and I was almost crying when I got back into the other room and told Mr F.