Thursday carves out a progressive new role

octophone

Cows!
Pronouns
she/her
Joined
Feb 3, 2004
Messages
65,848
Morning.

Fartwoman has been moved away from me!!!

Which worries me because it may indicate that someone in my office is reading Moopy...
 
I'm hiding at home today because I don't trust myself not to say to MADAM about the meeting she went to yesterday "DID YOU FIND OUT ANYTHING USEFUL OR INTERESTING OR DID YOU JUST HAVE A NICE TIME CHATTING ABOUT HOW YOU'VE SPENT A WHOLE YEAR OF WORK TIME DESIGNING AND SUPERVISING THE INSTALLATION OF A NEW KITCHEN IN THE OFFICE WHILE EVERYTHING ELSE GOES DOWN THE PAN?"
 
Last edited:
I got the FEAR yesterday because I was talking to my mate about the new office space in a quiet corner of my current coworking office type thing, and about 20 minutes later the manager type guy came over asking all nice asking how business was, if there was anything I needed or if they could support me in any way.

Soz mate, you haven't got free beer and ping pong.
 
We are all doomed if our employers are reading Moopy
 
I almost shat my own pants last night and I'm not kidding. Came out of the bedroom in the dark holding my alarm clock, ipad and various other things and walked into the bitchcave, it was about 11pm. Because my hands were full I couldn't turn the light on till I put something down and all the other upstairs lights were still off too so it was pitch black. The bitchcave door swung shut behind me like it usually does and as I went to put stuff down on the bed so I could switch the light on "somebody" whispered Oi in my ear, right up next to my ear and very, very clearly, I even felt the breath as "they" said it! A split second later I flicked the lightswitch and obviously nothing was there but my heart was racing and I was almost crying when I got back into the other room and told Mr F.
 
I think I would actually DIE on the spot if that happened to me. Time for an exorcism.
 
Weirdly though, I'm enjoying it. Am I a grown up now?
 
I WANT TO DO MY OWN WORK FROM HOME FULL TIME.

I legit take less breaks.
 
I have been quite smug about barley being ill this winter so far. I now have a headache and my neck glands feel swollen. I honestly could do without
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top Bottom