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I'd imagine the remains of an Abernethy could be quite STERN.
Not quite sure what this is, is it some sort of Scottish biscuit made out of offal and rocks?
So Andrex is called SCOTTEX in SpainWell I'm ready for this shit.
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Educational.Panic buying has gone into overdrive here. No pasta, rice, toilet paper, paper towels, oats, flour, or wet wipes left anywhere.
On the up side I had a quarantine crisis talk with my department today and we’re prepping to work from home![]()
This is the most devastating news for me so far. I use that airport so often and in the short term this is not good news for it.BUGGER! I have a flight with them booked in August and they basically serve the (quite marvellous) Southampton Airport, which is nearest to me.
More devastating than people being DEAD?![]()

I would recommend not tweeting thatIf people really are going to die, I hope it takes the old Brexit voters first. #peoplesvote #brokenrecord

If people really are going to die, I hope it takes the old Brexit voters first. #peoplesvote #brokenrecord
In my local Tesco yesterday, they didn't have any JARRED ARTICHOKES and weren't getting any for another TWO WEEKS.
I mean, CAN YOU IMAGINE?![]()
Does anyone think some of the pictures of coronavirus look like a delicious pepperoni pizza?
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What are we expected to serve at last minute drinks soirées? OLD ROPE?
Actually my sister makes her own wine so everyone can PM me when supermarket stocks run out. All yours for only £300 a bottle![]()




Are we top 10 yet?
Oh how we'll laugh at these posts when society breaks down and our major institutions are in flames.![]()
It really is nailbiting. As long as you've had a good scrub of them first, of course.Are we top 10 yet?