Coronavirus (4 Viewers)

[octophone]

I find they help exfoliate the shaft.

 

[Lucille]

So you can’t even DRINK IT in an EMERGENCY.

 

[octophone]

I'd imagine the remains of an Abernethy could be quite STERN.

 

[Lucille]

I'd imagine the remains of an Abernethy could be quite STERN.

Not quite sure what this is, is it some sort of Scottish biscuit made out of offal and rocks?

 

[octophone]

Not quite sure what this is, is it some sort of Scottish biscuit made out of offal and rocks?

Yes. The remains of old farmers are stored in barrels for 10-15 years. This is then grated, mixed with gravel and formed into a biscuit shape.

 

[Kate]

Well I'm ready for this shit.

So Andrex is called SCOTTEX in Spain Educational.

 

[Devil]

Panic buying has gone into overdrive here. No pasta, rice, toilet paper, paper towels, oats, flour, or wet wipes left anywhere.

On the up side I had a quarantine crisis talk with my department today and we’re prepping to work from home

Australia has gone batshit. The state of the supermarkets is nuts.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It has reached Australia?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Come on world tour!

 

[octophone]

I did have a wee look at the loo roll stock in the house - not good. Certainly not 2 weeks worth.

 

[Lucille]

I've got 3 rolls, which at the rate my flatmate shits is about 45 minutes worth.

 

[Zu]

Just like Gilbert and George, I of course have a special toilet roll annexe filled with bum wipe for a WHOLE YEAR

Nothing worse than realising you’ve run out and scraping it out with your bare hands

 

[Cerro de Casa]

BUGGER! I have a flight with them booked in August and they basically serve the (quite marvellous) Southampton Airport, which is nearest to me.

This is the most devastating news for me so far. I use that airport so often and in the short term this is not good news for it.

That being said, it is better for the environment etc.

 

[Zu]

More devastating than people being DEAD?

 

[Indie]

More devastating than people being DEAD?

Yep. They had their chance, they blew it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Does anyone think some of the pictures of coronavirus look like a delicious pepperoni pizza?

 

[Lucille]

YUM!

 

[Beverley]

If people really are going to die, I hope it takes the old Brexit voters first. #peoplesvote #brokenrecord

In my local Tesco yesterday, they didn't have any JARRED ARTICHOKES and weren't getting any for another TWO WEEKS.

I mean, CAN YOU IMAGINE?

 

[Lucille]

What are we expected to serve at last minute drinks soirées? OLD ROPE?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If people really are going to die, I hope it takes the old Brexit voters first. #peoplesvote #brokenrecord

I would recommend not tweeting that

 

[Beverley]

I'm still hoping this is a SAFE SPACE

 

[Phoenix]

If people really are going to die, I hope it takes the old Brexit voters first. #peoplesvote #brokenrecord

In my local Tesco yesterday, they didn't have any JARRED ARTICHOKES and weren't getting any for another TWO WEEKS.

I mean, CAN YOU IMAGINE?

The last at the tea shop said they might be facing shortages because of the harvest being all fucked up and I was aghast.

 

[Zu]

OMG have TEA BUSHES caught Coronavirus as well?

Admittedly I was a bit upset about Waitrose running out of BAHARAT and might even have started screaming and sobbing hysterically but imagine if they run out of essentials like WINE

 

[octophone]

Does anyone think some of the pictures of coronavirus look like a delicious pepperoni pizza?

You've eaten some awful pizzas in yr time.

 

[Beverley]

What are we expected to serve at last minute drinks soirées? OLD ROPE?

Get the MOONSHINE brewing, LUV!

 

[octophone]

CONSTERNATION in Boots rather than panic at the lack of hand sanitizer - worth noting how many people didn't know where it was usually stocked and simply guessed from the empty shelf in a corner.

 

[Zu]

Actually my sister makes her own wine so everyone can PM me when supermarket stocks run out. All yours for only £300 a bottle

 

[Zu]

PLUS VAT

 

[Phoenix]

Actually my sister makes her own wine so everyone can PM me when supermarket stocks run out. All yours for only £300 a bottle

You can’t take the money to the grave luv (grave is obviously an overstatement, by then our bodies we’ll be thrown in ditches and burned).

 

[Zu]

I shall spend it on coats for stray dogs

I’d not thought about the possibility of MASS OPEN GRAVES

 

[Phoenix]

Have you not watched Contagion?

 

[Zu]

Not if it’s not in foreign

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Triple figures now. Up to 115.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Which implies we're due a death.

 

[RS]

Damn you UK, we were only one spot behind you.

Meanwhile San Marino is soon running out of people.

 

[Shirley]

I was expecting HIGHER. KEEP ON WASHING YOUR HANDS KEN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Are we top 10 yet?

Oh how we'll laugh at these posts when society breaks down and our major institutions are in flames.

 

[Indie]

Are we top 10 yet?

Oh how we'll laugh at these posts when society breaks down and our major institutions are in flames.

11th. Two behind Singapore.

 

[Indie]

Germany have got 444 cases without a single death.

 

[lolly]

Are we top 10 yet?

It really is nailbiting. As long as you've had a good scrub of them first, of course.