Coronavirus (5 Viewers)

[cwej]

Apparently loads of people are developing eczema from over-using Purell.

I have genuinely started getting some eczema on my hands... no joke. And I’ve never had it before. And I’ve not been going crazy at all with the washing... just a bit more than I normally would.

 

[cwej]

We’re down to no.15 for cases but up to no.9 for deaths now... why are so many of our people dying??

 

[Sheena]

Although a Premier League match was cancelled which is rather telling.

Only because players had come into contact, not because of the gathering size, though...it was for players’ safety rather than the general population.

 

[Sheena]

That Tom Hanks photo just makes me think he’s taken up fisting.

 

[Sheena]

Anyway, call me selfish but I really just hope I can get this possibly cancerous lump removed on Tuesday without any issue and the subsequent testing etc. sorted. It’s worrying me and it’s turning painful and just need to get to that point before we all have to stay at home and watch Netflix all day.

 

[RS]

How did Denmark shoot up the charts just like that? Did that happen before or after the shutdown?

Still no shutdown here, they keep trying to tone it down which seems to be freaking the people out even more when the media is reporting how bad it is getting everywhere else.

 

[Indie]

We’re down to no.15 for cases but up to no.9 for deaths now... why are so many of our people dying??

Underlying medical conditions. We're pretty unhealthy as a country.

 

[Mats]

How did Denmark shoot up the charts just like that? Did that happen before or after the shutdown?

Still no shutdown here, they keep trying to tone it down which seems to be freaking the people out even more when the media is reporting how bad it is getting everywhere else.

just before. Mette announced "mild" precautions Monday or Tuesday, then went all the way yesterday evening. Löfven needs to buckle up!

 

[RS]

Still they’re not closing schools until Monday?

 

[RS]

Stockholm County has announced that they will only test those in the ”risk groups”, meaning that many will be infected without knowing and spread it more?

 

[Mats]

no, I don't know why. but a lot of places seem to do it from today

 

[Mats]

Stockholm County has announced that they will only test those in the ”risk groups”, meaning that many will be infected without knowing and spread it more?

this is the strategy that seems to have fucked up so much so far. they only test those who might logically have it. but think of all the hidden daggers in the dark!!!

 

[RS]

Oh God, bring it on!


The gym is almost empty today. Maybe I’ll get to fuck that hot ginger twink now.

 

[octophone]

As in veggie sausages IN with the beans? Please tell me this a thing.

Oh yeah. You could always get beans with lil pork sausages that were made from lips and areshole meat no doubt but the veggie option is actually quite the joy.

 

[cwej]

Underlying medical conditions. We're pretty unhealthy as a country.

if I see ‘underlying medical conditions’ in print one more time...

 

[big ron]

I was fond of the bean and bumhole combo but now I am a pork dodger they’re a distant memory, this is exciting

 

[Zu]

The T*sco ones really are rather good. And so keenly priced!

 

[Suomi]

This article

 

[octophone]

Still no loo roll, but unbelievably, I’ve found a whole 9 pack I didn’t know I had at the back of the tea towels, so I’m overjoyed.

I found it hard not to read that in Alan Bennett's voice.

 

[octophone]

The T*sco ones really are rather good. And so keenly priced!

Yeah, the M*rrison's ones ain't got nothing on the T*sco variant.

 

[octophone]

Is there such a thing as immunity?

Probably. There usually is.

 

[octophone]

why are so many of our people dying??

Could it be because they want to?

 

[Sheena]

GYM WATCH

Mine was empty this morning and I'm QUITE SURE they're about to run out of antibacterial wipes as there was lots of HUSHED WHISPERING amongst the intellectually adequate PTs around the dispenser this morning.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Dark Carnival]

French gymqueen don’t care about no virus! Still flexing through the coughs and fever *biceps emoji*

 

[lolly]

I do have a dry cough today, but I've put it down to having to run for the bus, which hasn't been a good idea for a good half a decade. I just didn't want to wait another 15 minutes in the rain.

 

[RS]

Our biggest gym chain has closed down all their gyms.

Thankfully it’s not my gym but I’m worried they’d do the same at mine.

 

[dmlaw]

One of my fellow managers has announced that she will be working from home for the foreseeable future because it's not safe for her to commute into work. We have been specifically instructed not to tell the peons because then everyone would want to work from home.

 

[SDF]

Oh I hope they don’t close my gym

 

[RS]

I mean what the fuck is a queen to do if we can’t travel, work out or party? This is not the kind of quarantine I’m wishing for!

(Thank God for books and HBO)

 

[octophone]

We can't work from home. Too big a security risk re. data. I'm quite sure those further up the chain who don;t have to sully themselves with anything day-to-day will all be relaxing at home before long tho'.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Not working at the moment is on one hand a relief but I miss the DRAMA of it all.

 

[SDF]

We can work from home, which means I’ll probably be stuck working and not doing very much else if we end up in lockdown

 

[RS]

The drama at work is already amazing. No one is working anyway but only talking about Corona.

 

[Kate]

First North Korea case SHOT DEAD!

 

[Lucille]

I don't know why but that just made me

 

[Dark Carnival]

BLOODY HELL!

 

[OutSynk]

Dark

 

[RS]

!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Practical.