Coronavirus

[win_the_game]

Draconian but then that’s North Korea all over.

 

[lolly]

Someone get Nadine Dorries in front of a firing squad now

 

[Kate]

Best do the whole Cabinet just to be sure.

 

[Mats]

I'm actually at work today, possibly again tomorrow,[/rebel] but then I'll take my computer with me to the countryside where I'll be safe from all the zombies

 

[lolly]

One of my friends who has a beautiful flat is away for a week and has asked me to pop over on Friday or Saturday just to make sure everything is okay. I hope the announcement that we're moving to DELAY phase is made while I'm over there, just so I can self isolate there rather than with Mr L.

Hmm - perhaps I'll take my favourite cat with me.

 

[octophone]

I'm amazed North Korea let out that they had a case at all, let alone shot the poor soul.

 

[Kate]

Well they didn't, according to the article - the story comes from an insider. They are still officially claiming they haven't had any infections.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Our @Penelope HAS been NAUGHTY

 

[Kate]

 

[Alla]

The End of the World has arrived here: Spanish football cancelled (at least for 2 weeks).

Thank god I cancelled FF just in time before we all die

 

[Shirley]

Ireland in LOCKDOWN

COME ON YOU DOZY TORY CUNTS

 

[OutSynk]

I hate Twitter

 

[Lucille]

Who's the oldest Mooper and therefore most at risk? Is it Shirl, or is the gay Victor Meldrew thing just an act?

 

[Zu]

It’s ME

#prayforzu

 

[Shirley]

is the gay Victor Meldrew thing just an act?

NO IT ISN'T

 

[Lucille]

Sending a care packages of meaty puds to you ZU. Although the shelves had been CLEARED of Goblins, so I hope you're alright with a bit of dog food stuffed in a gall bladder?

 

[Zu]

DELICIOUS

#plebclique

 

[Alla]

I went to one of the biggest supermarket chains here early in the morning, and it was already crowded. There was no toilet rolls, no pasta, no whole milk, and almost running out of basic products like flour. They even had some shelves closed, I've never seen something like that. I had a couple of words with this obesse woman with 2 trolleys that was literally emptying shelf after shelf.
After talking to some friends they told me that in most supermarkets things are as usual, but this chain in particular attracts hysteric people for some reason. I regularly shop there.

Spoiler

Venezuela? No, Madrid.

 

[Zu]

this chain in particular attracts hysteric people for some reason. I regularly shop there.

 

[VoR]

One of the teams in my office has been quarantined...

If I die, I nominate @Suomi to finish up the Moopyvision competition in my honour.

 

[vespertine]

 

[Kate]

I went to one of the biggest supermarket chains here early in the morning, and it was already crowded. There was no toilet rolls, no pasta, no whole milk, and almost running out of basic products like flour. They even had some shelves closed, I've never seen something like that. I had a couple of words with this obesse woman with 2 trolleys that was literally emptying shelf after shelf.
After talking to some friends they told me that in most supermarkets things are as usual, but this chain in particular attracts hysteric people for some reason. I regularly shop there.

Spoiler

Venezuela? No, Madrid.

Phew, at least there's some TENA LADY

 

[lolly]

Best do the whole Cabinet just to be sure.

Safety first!

 

[SDF]

It’s looking more and more likely that the project I’m working on in work is going to be canned because of the coronavirus

 

[octophone]

One of the teams in my office has been quarantined...

If I die, I nominate @Suomi to finish up the Moopyvision competition in my honour.

Is this genuine or did he edit that in?

(too soon? )

 

[octophone]

Now the Scottish government is recommending the cancellation of any events of over 500 people.

That's the big gig circuit FUCKED.

 

[Dark Carnival]

One of the teams in my office has been quarantined...

If I die, I nominate @Suomi to finish up the Moopyvision competition in my honour.

How CONTROVERSIAL

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg i can’t with all these coronamemes

 

[SDF]

Now the Scottish government is recommending the cancellation of any events of over 500 people.

That's the big gig circuit FUCKED.

there goes country to country this weekend

 

[OutSynk]

Omg i can’t with all these coronamemes

 

[Alla]

Now the Scottish government is recommending the cancellation of any events of over 500 people.

That's the big gig circuit FUCKED.

Louise concerts still happening.

 

[Lucille]

It’s looking more and more likely that the project I’m working on in work is going to be canned because of the coronavirus

I wish a project would get CANNED!

 

[Star]

Who's the oldest Mooper and therefore most at risk? Is it Shirl, or is the gay Victor Meldrew thing just an act?

@lolly is 68.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Pipo]

omg @Alla what's the biggest supermarket chain over there?

I have to go to Costco soon and I'm dreading it

 

[Devil]

FFS, we start our first trial of people working from home tomorrow.

Exactly what I do NOT have time for as tax year finishes.

 

[Mats]

we're five in the office making ends meet. my boss has opened her emergency aperol spritz stash. what a time to be alive!

 

[Peekaboo]

omg @Alla what's the biggest supermarket chain over there?

That's a MERCADONA if I ever SAW one.

 

[Shirley]

"590" +134

Who was wishing for THREE-FIGURE INCREASES?

 

[Alla]

omg @Alla what's the biggest supermarket chain over there?

I have to go to Costco soon and I'm dreading it

It is Mercadona as @Peekaboo guessed.