Eurovision Rewatch: Birmingham 1998 - 20.00 GMT tonight (25/3)

[VoR]

I'm living for all the NONPLUSSED reactions from the artists when they get the douze points.

 

[Tisch]

SuRie hasn't even deserved a £12 TIP AT PIZZA EXPRESS!

She had to deal with a stage invader HOW DARE YOU

 

[Penelope]

Ulrika PIEING OFF THIS ISRAELI BORE

 

[Madison]

I think these are the totals for Moopy's votes:



1 Israel 82
2 Netherlands 56
3 United Kingdom 56
4 Ireland 44
5 Croatia 29
6 Sweden 20
7 France 17
8 Cyprus 17
9 Poland 16
10 Malta 13
11 Germany 12
12 Portugal 10
13 Slovakia 7
14 Finland 6
15 Switzerland 5
16 Belgium 5
17 FYR Macedonia 2
=18 Estonia 1
=18 Greece 1
=20 Hungary 0
=20 Norway 0
=20 Romania 0
=20 Slovenia 0
=20 Spain 0
=20 Turkey 0

 

[lolly]

We've hit the 1000 posts again

 

[lolly]

(Mother beyond conversation)

 

[Lucille]

Where IS SHE NOW, REALLY

4 kids by 4 MEN!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Poor France

 

[Penelope]

I think these are the totals for Moopy's votes:



1 Israel 82
2 Netherlands 56
3 United Kingdom 56
4 Ireland 44
5 Croatia 29
6 Sweden 20
7 France 17
8 Cyprus 17
9 Poland 16
10 Malta 13
11 Germany 12
12 Portugal 10
13 Slovakia 7
14 Finland 6
15 Switzerland 5
16 Belgium 5
17 FYR Macedonia 2
=18 Estonia 1
=18 Greece 1
=20 Hungary 0
=20 Norway 0
=20 Romania 0
=20 Slovenia 0
=20 Spain 0
=20 Turkey 0

A truly DESERVED IRISH EACH WAY PAYOUT!

 

[Lucille]

They’ve put the leader board in order!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

4 kids by 4 MEN!

One was a dog!

 

[lolly]

4 kids by 4 MEN!

SLAG

Even my sister managed to push out twins to avoid that

 

[Tisch]

12 points... UNITED KINGOM *camera can't find Imaani*

 

[VoR]

Sweden on a measly 3 points near the halfway point!

 

[Penelope]

Such a BLATANT TOP 6!

 

[Penelope]

One was a dog!

OMG

Lea Sirk TAKING NOTES

 

[Dark Carnival]

at Malta doing so well. It's like 2019's North Macedonia.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So tight!

Unlike Ulrika.

 

[Madison]

Check out Terry and his Gastarbeiter reference.

 

[Penelope]

The crowd HOWLING FOR CHIARA. I presume all of the New Street C&A got +1s

 

[Lucille]

WOGAN “TOO MANY TURKS IN GERMANY”

There’s actually not nearly enough when you’re in Berlin and want a decent kebab or a big cut dick.

 

[Tisch]

France still nil points. Poor sonique

 

[Penelope]

WOGAN “TOO MANY TURKS IN GERMANY”

There’s actually not nearly enough when you’re in Berlin and want a decent kebab or a big uncut dick.

Why would you be AFTER A TURK if you WANTED UNCUT?

 

[Lucille]

I don’t even remember Croatia?!?

 

[Tisch]

WOGAN “TOO MANY TURKS IN GERMANY”

There’s actually not nearly enough when you’re in Berlin and want a decent kebab or a big uncut dick.

I used to get a kebab on my way home from the GYM when I lived in Germany. The best ever.

 

[VoR]

Oof, Malta must have regretted that 12...

 

[Penelope]

I don’t even remember Croatia?!?

It was the FIRST ONE

BLACK TO WHITE DRESS LOVELY NINETIES HAIR

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh look at all that flirting!

 

[Lucille]

It was the FIRST ONE

BLACK TO WHITE DRESS LOVELY NINETIES HAIR

OH yeah!

 

[Madison]

COME ON GUNVOR

 

[COB]

God they're all SO HORNY for Ulrika!

 

[VoR]

I don’t even remember Croatia?!?

Dramatic cloak reveal lady who opened the show.

 

[Penelope]

Wouldn't even touch Hungary with YOURS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hungary's sole point came from France they better give us something!

 

[win_the_game]

Oh look at all that flirting!

You wouldn't get away with that in this #MeToo era.

 

[Tisch]

Love Hungary getting. Shit. done.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fuck you Hungary.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Every single juror that flirted with Ulrika actually ended up fucking her. And now they're all dead.

 

[Penelope]

You wouldn't get away with that in this #MeToo era.

Oh with ULRIKA YOU WOULD

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Queen Victoria doing very well.