Eurovision Rewatch: Kyiv 2005 - 20.00 GMT tonight (28/3)

[Dark Carnival]

YAY I missed the really shit hosts

They're pretty AWFUL aren't they!

 

[dmlaw]

WHAT DID I MISS?

Ruslana sang a song and got a couple of minutes in before anyone realised it wasn't Wild Dances.

 

[Beverley]

* SCREAMS THE INSTRUCTIONS *

 

[lolly]

What the fuck is she wearing?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Have you forgotten the text?!!

omg how bad is this?!

 

[octophone]

WHY IS SHE SHOUTING?

Maybe no-one explained the concept of "microphones".

 

[FetchFugly]

His odious smuggery, her voice, that dress...

 

[win_the_game]

What a horrid MONOBROW. Surely he could have had a quick trim in the dressing room.

 

[Beverley]

I mean this bitch could've at least PLUCKED his monobrow!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ruslana sang a song and got a couple of minutes in before anyone realised it wasn't Wild Dances.

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg I'm loving this so far !

 

[Penelope]

Already SICK of Lea Michele

 

[octophone]

A wedding cake is missing its decorations.

 

[Beverley]

OMG she's truly hideous

 

[Penelope]

God I FORGOT how quickly these used to start

 

[D5K]

Another year without a director chosen running order. This isn’t a bad opener though.

 

[Beverley]

Already SICK of Lea Michele

Same here and I watched an episode of GLEE today!

 

[Penelope]

@VoR - is this the same stadium as 2017?

 

[lolly]

I PROPER LOVE this one

 

[Beverley]

Oh I loved this one. First year I bought the CD

 

[Penelope]

God WHAT A FUCKING OPENER

 

[D5K]

Oh I remember this being one of my favourites

 

[Beverley]

I remember, this is the year when everything had DRUMS

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg I LOVE this !

 

[Beverley]

I love it when the Eastern states break out the Irish dancing

 

[Penelope]

Look at her, FRESH FROM THE STREET CORNERS OF BUDAPEST

 

[Dark Carnival]

DOUZE POINTS!

 

[VoR]

I still find the concept of seated Eurovisions so weird.

 

[Alla]

Unpopular opinion: this one is very overrated. That's all.

 

[octophone]

They could at least have taught her the proper dance.

 

[Beverley]

I love a glitzy choker

 

[Beverley]

Unpopular opinion: this one is very overrated. That's all.

 

[Penelope]

I can confirm that SULTRY FRUGGING is occurring to this CHEZ PEN

 

[octophone]

Was only having one leg on yr trousers ever a "thing"? I don't recall.

 

[win_the_game]

The one-legged trouser is quite something.

 

[FetchFugly]

I am going to remember hardly any of these.

She's making it work despite the dubious one-legged trouser. It covers quite a few bases dance wise.

 

[Penelope]

QUEEN!

10 Hungary

 

[Beverley]

UN TRIUMPH

 

[Raining on Me]

Fuck Hungary is utterly brilliant

 

[octophone]

Sorry, JAVINE?? I had totally forgotten about this!!