Eurovision Rewatch: Kyiv 2005 - 20.00 GMT tonight (28/3)

[VoR]

THE QUEEN RETURNS

 

[octophone]

This is a rewrite of Jennifer Rush's The Power Of Love, innit?

 

[Penelope]

10 Hungary
07 United Kingdom

 

[Beverley]

No, NOX were on first.

attention to detail from non euroloon

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[VoR]

I'm sure Hattie Jacques wore that in one of the Carry On films.

At least it's a trade-up from that DEBENHAMS DISASTER from 1998!

 

[Beverley]

I was happy she came back at the time, but this is a bit dry

 

[Penelope]

Oh let's face it loves this is BASIC AS SHIT but it's ALL YOU NEED

 

[D5K]

This is a rewrite of Jennifer Rush's The Power Of Love, innit?

I’ve been trying to work out what it’s a clone of. Was there some R Kelly song too?

 

[VoR]

For me this is her best entry. It builds really nicely and she's singing the hell out of it.

 

[Penelope]

Michelle McManus WISHES she'd had this waiting in the wings after All This Time

 

[dmlaw]

Literally TWO WEEKS AWAY from giving birth if she'd got the ticket

If she popped the baby out during the performance, would we have been disqualified for having too many people on stage?

 

[VoR]

WOBBLE YER 'EAD GIRL!

 

[lolly]

It's a a classic B List ballad

 

[D5K]

Ooh more drums

 

[lolly]

I fucking LOVE THIS

 

[Beverley]

OMG

MAX TRACK ALERT!!!!

 

[Penelope]

If she popped the baby out during the performance, would we have been disqualified for having too many people on stage?

Katie Price - animal, vegetable or mineral?

 

[VoR]

MALTA 10/10

 

[win_the_game]

Like a young-ish Ruby Wax

 

[Alla]

Let me try is ACE.

 

[Penelope]

10 Hungary
07 United Kingdom
08 Malta

GOOD LORD this year gets going FAST

 

[Beverley]

With a bacofoil corset

Romania really were farting out the maximals back then

 

[octophone]

More faux-ethnic flutes and drums!! Gah!

 

[lolly]

OVERLOAD

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is NOTHING like 1998!

 

[octophone]

Stomp have a lot to answer for, don't they?

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAAAAASSS!

 

[Penelope]

More faux-ethnic flutes and drums!! Gah!

Darling it's ROMANIA, there's nothing FAUX ABOUT IT

Goodness, WHERE is that bottle of Rush

 

[dmlaw]

Well, this certainly is quite shouty.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Living for Romania

 

[octophone]

She's got a fair set of pipes, eh? Best singer so far I reckon.

 

[Beverley]

* bangs on drums *

Repeat for 39 songs

 

[VoR]

More faux-ethnic flutes and drums!! Gah!

Y'know it's not necessarily faux if it comes from a country where these instruments are actually popular, right?

 

[lolly]

Floppet on the angle grinder

 

[Madison]

Is she the only vocalist?

 

[Penelope]

KEY CHANGE!

 

[octophone]

Horrible key change

*drink*

 

[Dark Carnival]

The boot drums !

 

[lolly]

That's EVEN BETTER FIFTEEN YEARS ON