Eurovision Rewatch: Kyiv 2005 - 20.00 GMT tonight (28/3)

[win_the_game]

Thank fuck that horror is over.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not to Eurovision but he entered Melodifestivalen in 2014 with something alright, and 2016 and 2019 with something shit

i thought he looked a bit like Robin Bengtsson, I Can't Go On. Either way, shit.

 

[Beverley]

OK this next one is amaze and fuck you to the haters

 

[D5K]

(Of course Alcastar was better than both)

 

[Madison]

Was Martin the Barbara Dex winner?

 

[Alla]

Macedonia

 

[win_the_game]

Love this HOT SHIT.

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG THIS MACEDONIAN ONE IS INCREDIBLE

 

[Beverley]

Bet half of Moopy dances like this

 

[dmlaw]

Coal miners seem to be a recurring theme of these postcards.

 

[win_the_game]

LEY LA LA LEY LA.

 

[lolly]

This one must have gone completely to lard

 

[Beverley]

OMG at the state of those backing singers!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He looks like he's done a backward roll in TopShop 2003.

 

[Penelope]

Three minutes of UTTER COMEDY from this COMPLETE LESBIAN!

DOES HE THINK HE'S NAILING IT? IS THIS HIM TRYING? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

 

[octophone]

Well, this has been staged and dressed by a whopping misogynist.

 

[VoR]

LOVE THIS FORMER YUGOSLAV REPUBLIC OF MACEDONIAN GARBAGE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This one must have gone completely to lard

or dead

 

[Alla]

Oh this is better than I remembered it, to be honest.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ew! This looks so cheap!

 

[octophone]

Coal miners seem to be a recurring theme of these postcards.

Thank goodness...I thought they were blacking up for a minute.

 

[lolly]

Like a young kd lang

 

[Madison]

Instagram update for Martin Vučić please.

 

[win_the_game]

As if those dank madames would be fighting over KD Lang.

 

[Alla]

What the hell is he wearing?

 

[lolly]

or dead

Fingers crossed

 

[ButterTart]

He looks like he's lost loads of weight and is wearing his old fatty clothes for a Slimming World advert.

 

[octophone]

Worst drum mime yet.

 

[VoR]

THE HALF ARSED FINGER WAVING!
THE CHOREO!
THE DAY RELEASE PLAYERS ON BACKING VOCALS!

FORMER YUGOSLAV REPUBLIC OF MACEDONIA 11/10

 

[Dark Carnival]

The dancers !

 

[octophone]

Shit key change as well.

Fuck this guy.

 

[Madison]

It must have been really awkward in the rehearsals when all the delegations saw each other's drums.

 

[Alla]

That final gay scream

 

[lolly]

10 Hungary
05 United Kingdom
08 Malta
10 Romania
02 Norway
07 Turkey
04 Moldova
09 Albania
06 Cyprus
07 Spain
10 Israel
06 Serbia & Montenegro
02 Denmark
04 Sweden
06 FYROM

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A CATASTROPHIC MESS

9/10.

 

[Penelope]

Love those SULTRY FINGER TWIRLS

The dead-eyed backing dancers/former members of XXL slutting it up for their lives! The Greenham Common lesbian coming back onstage after the drums! The utterly dead-eyed final splits as if she's taken a bollard up her with NO EMOTION WHATSOEVER!

INCREDIBLE! 12455/10!

 

[Beverley]

That was EVERYTHING

 

[ButterTart]

The backing dancers! It's the sort of shit girls would choreograph on the playground when we were in year 7.

 

[Penelope]

10 Hungary
07 United Kingdom
08 Malta
09 Romania
10 Norway
07 Turkey
06 Moldova
04 Albania
07 Cyprus
02 Spain
08 Israel
10 Serbia & Montenegro
00 Denmark
00 Sweden
11 Macedonia

 

[VoR]

LAY LA LA LEY LA