Eurovision Rewatch: Kyiv 2005 - 20.00 GMT tonight (28/3)

[Penelope]

10 Hungary
07 United Kingdom
08 Malta
09 Romania
10 Norway
07 Turkey
06 Moldova
04 Albania
07 Cyprus
02 Spain
08 Israel
10 Serbia & Montenegro
00 Denmark
00 Sweden
11 Macedonia
01 Ukraine
00 Germany
08 Croatia

OMG HERE COMES LA REINE HELENA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh HERE WE GO

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Penelope]

So CAPRICIOUS
If I find that you don't want me I'll be VICIOUS

 

[ButterTart]

This one sounds like it could do quite well. Greece might actually get on the left side for once.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oooh this is well done!

 

[octophone]

Points for rhyming "one" with "one" there.

 

[D5K]

And this is the moment that Javine’s heart breaks.

 

[Generic Account]

God it's some contrast to 1998 greece

 

[dmlaw]

Ooooh is this the winner?!

We don't know because we're doing this without spoilers.

 

[Madison]

Biblical imagery - I love it.

 

[octophone]

So CAPRICIOUS
If I find that you don't want me I'll be VICIOUS

Deffo giving points for the word "capricious" - and more for managing some of those dance moves without showing her pants. Respect.

 

[Penelope]

You're my PASSION, my RELIEF, my CRUCIFIXION

BEST EUROVISION RHYMING DICTIONARY EVER

 

[VoR]

This really is the Waitrose > Lidl meme brought to life when compared to Javine.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It was a FLAWLESS PERFORMANCE.

 

[octophone]

And this is the moment that Javine’s heart breaks.

Bitch was forgotten before Norway finished.

 

[lolly]

10 Hungary
05 United Kingdom
08 Malta
10 Romania
02 Norway
07 Turkey
04 Moldova
09 Albania
06 Cyprus
07 Spain
10 Israel
06 Serbia & Montenegro
02 Denmark
04 Sweden
06 FYROM
03 Ukraine
04 Germany
05 Croatia
10 Greece

 

[D5K]

The 1 on the floor!!!

 

[Beverley]

I love a string cheese violin

RELENTLESS

 

[Madison]

I dislike the musical entrails bit.

 

[Penelope]

This really is the Waitrose > Lidl meme brought to life when compared to Javine.

Don't be so mean to Lidl

Waitrose > ASDA

 

[Generic Account]

What language is the commentary?

 

[Alla]

The euroqueens with massive flags to die, PLEASE.

 

[Alla]

That was a perfect performance. Queen!

 

[octophone]

That was decent. Israel still my favourite, I think.

 

[win_the_game]

MOTHER RUSSIA

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ooooh Russia!

 

[D5K]

What language is the commentary?

Norwegian

 

[Penelope]

10 Hungary
07 United Kingdom
08 Malta
09 Romania
10 Norway
07 Turkey
06 Moldova
04 Albania
07 Cyprus
02 Spain
08 Israel
10 Serbia & Montenegro
00 Denmark
00 Sweden
11 Macedonia
01 Ukraine
00 Germany
08 Croatia
10 Greece

OMG YAY HERE COMES WEIRD EMO SELF-HARMING ERA RUSSIA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She just spunks over EVERYTHING RELENTLESSLY.

 

[win_the_game]

I miss Russia's angsty female phase.

 

[FetchFugly]

The strings bit from Helena was quite inspired. Tremendous all round.

 

[Penelope]

Who is M.S. APPLEGATE?

 

[dmlaw]

And this is the moment that Javine’s heart breaks.

No, that was when she saw Cheryl coming into the toilets.

 

[Generic Account]

What a fabulous backing vocalist she on the right is

 

[Madison]

I've just read the lyrics.

Is this song about school shootings in the US?

 

[Beverley]

The theme of amazing backing singers continues

 

[D5K]

What exactly is wrong with little Erica?

 

[VoR]

What language is the commentary?

Norwegian

 

[Penelope]

Yulia Samoylova was so pretty in her youth