Eurovision Rewatch: Kyiv 2005 - 20.00 GMT tonight (28/3)

[D5K]

Any song that finishes “woo!” gets a thumbs up from me.

 

[octophone]

THAT HALF-ARSED KEY CHANGE

I think crediting it with A WHOLE BUTTOCK is very generous.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Skirts in 2005 all appeared to be seconds away from EXPOSED FANNY.

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh that was great and I'm so pleased they let the poor backing singers down from on high at the end.

 

[Beverley]

Cool vibes

 

[Penelope]

OMG COOL VIBES

I'm going to have this in my head for DAYS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I put money on this.

No spoilers but I now live in a helicopter

 

[VoR]

How DID shitty Switzerland nick this from Estonia? It's not like the latter had something better up their sleeves...

 

[win_the_game]

Love this BANGLES K-HOLE.

 

[Penelope]

COOL VIBES
WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME

So COLUMBINE!

 

[lolly]

I've done all these Rewatches DRY. I don't think I've done three sober since the mid 80s.

 

[Beverley]

I guess this is where my love affair with Estonians began (@OutSynk)

 

[Dark Carnival]

Doesn't she look a bit like Jennifer Lawrence?

 

[Raining on Me]

Bosnia and Herts' fluffy nonsense MUCH needed after some of that. Still a stellar year despite the imbalanced running order

 

[octophone]

Haim - look upon your future and despair.

 

[lolly]

10 Hungary
05 United Kingdom
08 Malta
10 Romania
02 Norway
07 Turkey
04 Moldova
09 Albania
06 Cyprus
07 Spain
10 Israel
06 Serbia & Montenegro
02 Denmark
04 Sweden
06 FYROM
03 Ukraine
04 Germany
05 Croatia
10 Greece
05 Russia
07 Bosnia and Herzegovina
06 Switzerland

 

[Generic Account]

What are the backing vocalist girls DOING?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME?

Just name the weapon hun.

 

[Generic Account]

If we've had Nightwish and Paramore already who are this lot? Within Temptation?

 

[D5K]

How DID shitty Switzerland nick this from Estonia? It's not like the latter had something better up their sleeves...

Did they actually steal it?

 

[lolly]

Is it just me, or has this song been going on for about 7 minutes?

 

[D5K]

“Cool wibes”

 

[Penelope]

WHAT'S A BROKEN HERO?

Oh BRAVA that MELODRAMATIC TOSH!

10 Hungary
07 United Kingdom
08 Malta
09 Romania
10 Norway
07 Turkey
06 Moldova
04 Albania
07 Cyprus
02 Spain
08 Israel
10 Serbia & Montenegro
00 Denmark
00 Sweden
11 Macedonia
01 Ukraine
00 Germany
08 Croatia
10 Greece
03 Russia
09 Bosnia
09 Switzerland

 

[Madison]

Which one is dead - good looking one or the other one?

 

[Alla]

Ugh I really DISLIKE this.

 

[lolly]

Please tell me at least one of these cunts is dead

 

[octophone]

No. Nonononono. Fuck. Off.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh dear, Latvia...

 

[win_the_game]

Please tell me at least one of these cunts is dead

Yep. Cancer.

 

[D5K]

I have a soft spot for this

 

[Beverley]

Which one is dead - good looking one or the other one?

They're both a bit muntin', bebs

 

[lolly]

Yep. Cancer.

I blame hair bleach and straighteners.

 

[Alla]

YAWN

 

[Generic Account]

Aw. I went on to their Wiki and one has died of cancer.

Edit: oh you've mentioned.

 

[Beverley]

Yep. Cancer.

OMG now I feel horrible

 

[lolly]

They're both a bit muntin', bebs

At least one has a neck

 

[Penelope]

The second one just died. Kennel fanny

 

[Beverley]

Ouch

 

[octophone]

Aw. I went on to their Wiki and one has died of cancer.

That's OK - it means the other one is still alive to get Coronavirus.

 

[Generic Account]

Is this sign language?

Sweet.