Eurovision Rewatch: Kyiv 2005 - 20.00 GMT tonight (28/3)

[Dark Carnival]

Oh dear, imagine if Latvia had won with that

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Nasty blouse from Ms Norway.

It looks like the internet safety crocodile.

 

[Alla]

Denmark and Latvia in the top 5, what's wrong with Europe?

 

[dmlaw]

I wish I hadn't changed to Terry Wogan sulking about JOHNNY FOREIGNER and such.

He's awful. 'Of course, Romania always give their 12 to Moldova.' It's their first appearance, you halfwit.

 

[D5K]

Oh wow we’re only halfway through the voting! That’s time for another drink

 

[VoR]

I tell you what, the Latvian broadcaster must have been BRICKING IT at this stage

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Still 40 minutes of the shrieking cunt and Soviet Julian Clary.

I WANT MORE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Chisinau

 

[Madison]

I've not been paying attention - is that the first time Greece has topped the table?

 

[dmlaw]

Oh wow we’re only halfway through the voting! That’s time for another drink

But I need a pee already. *Gets another drink*

 

[Alla]

The Moldova girl coming from a Hawaiian party.

 

[D5K]

I've not been paying attention - is that the first time Greece has topped the table?

Not quite but it’s only been recently

 

[win_the_game]

That's never Chisinau! There are skyscrapers and neon lights.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yay 1 POINT!

 

[Penelope]

"Yep, ANOTHER LOOK AT THE MAP" MOLDOVA IS NOWHERE NEAR LATVIA YOU DEAD CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

Albania are doing terribly so far.

 

[D5K]

It’s Arkwright!

 

[Madison]

I wish the UK would give its votes in French one year, just for shits and giggles.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ooooh 12 points for Greece and nothing for Latvia!

 

[Penelope]

Yay 1 POINT!

Another one gift of Albania's UTTER INABILITY to install phone lines

 

[Dark Carnival]

I wish the UK would give its votes in French one year, just for shits and giggles.

Approved.

 

[Alla]

I wonder who Cyprus is giving their 12.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

"Yep, ANOTHER LOOK AT THE MAP" MOLDOVA IS NOWHERE NEAR LATVIA YOU DEAD CUNT

Not watching but Jemini really ruined Wogan. He was fairly mild in 1998.

 

[Penelope]

What a SUSPICIOUSLY BRITISH SOUNDING ACCENT

 

[D5K]

Not watching but Jemini really ruined Wogan. He was fairly mild in 1998.

Didn’t he get mega worked up over Andy Abraham?

 

[win_the_game]

Loving the Cypriot low-definition satelite link

 

[Dark Carnival]

The last two sets of votes are probably what made the difference eh?

 

[Penelope]

Not watching but Jemini really ruined Wogan. He was fairly mild in 1998.

And yet he never has a thing against the votes from the likes of Cyprus/Malta/Ireland! DECOMPOSING PRICK

 

[Penelope]

Didn’t he get mega worked up over Andy Abraham?

Quit/died over it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Didn’t he get mega worked up over Andy Abraham?

I don't but its the kind of bland shite Radio 2 used to peddle.

 

[lolly]

Baku beaten. Let's set our sights on Birmingham

 

[Alla]

Spain gave 10 points to fucking Denmark?!?!?!

 

[dmlaw]

And yet he never has a thing against the votes from the likes of Cyprus/Malta/Ireland! DECOMPOSING PRICK

He'd plainly like the Commonwealth to be able to vote and would demand points from Upper Volta and the Punjab whilst calling them 'uppity' if they dared to give the UK an 8.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WELL??

 

[ButterTart]

I had no recollection of Latvia 2005 so I just YouTubed it. What a fucking ATROCITY.

 

[Penelope]

"WE IN ISRAEL CLOSELY FOLLOW THE CONTEST AND ENJOYED EVERY MINUTE"

Even the bit with Sweden?

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAY 5 points from Israel!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Lots of naturally blonde lovelies from Israel this evening.

 

[win_the_game]

"Thank you for a professional evening."

Shady bitch.

 

[Dark Carnival]

A much better top 2 quite frankly!