Eurovision Rewatch, Jerusalem 1999, 23.00 UK TIME, TONIGHT 03/04/20.

[PopLife]

I prefer Graham...

 

[ButterTart]

"Come to our beautiful country and compete for this shit trophy." Can I just have the money instead?

 

[Madison]

Who was that?

Izhar Cohen - he won in 1978.

 

[Lucille]

I was going to say! It's looks stereotypically JEWISH.

WE GET IT.

 

[Soldi]

Are really NEW?

What love?

 

[Madison]

Tradition my arse

WHERE'S THE ORCHESTA?

 

[Suomi]

Ive just remembered that this year has the worst dress I’ve ever seen at ESC

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What love?

a new poster. Very familiar

 

[win_the_game]

GET ON WITH THE FUCKING SONGS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Less chat, more music.

 

[ButterTart]

There's a bit of lesbian frisson between the hostesses. Clearly since they're two women in the same room they despise each other, but they're putting on a decent tease.

 

[Soldi]

a new poster. Very familiar

I am new!

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh great. THE BIBLE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

There's a bit of lesbian frisson between the hostesses. Clearly since they're two women in the same room they despise each other, but they're putting on a decent tease.

Oh they fingered.

 

[win_the_game]

These postcards better not be TALES FROM THE TORAH.

 

[Suomi]

Now Lithuania is actually ARTPOP and I won’t be accepting any score less than SIX

 

[win_the_game]

Lithuania is a GEM.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm not raving about these postcards. I like animation and live action mixed together but only if it's a talking rabbit and not something far fetched like Jesus.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I am new!

Impressive learning of the CAPS

 

[Soldi]

Isn’t it just a gorgeous language..

 

[Lucille]

What an opener!

 

[Lucille]

Remember peddle pushers!

 

[Soldi]

Impressive learning of the CAPS

Oh I released that and it’s ALREADY become a habit

 

[Suomi]

An emotional start to the staff night out, as the lesbian PE teacher sings song from old country

 

[AGinAg (37)]

News: I won't be voting.

 

[win_the_game]

First song and we already have caterwauling

 

[Lucille]

Was this still during Ireland’s imperial era, did random Eastern European nations try to emulate them back then?? Not that I’m complaining!

 

[ButterTart]

Now Lithuania is actually ARTPOP and I won’t be accepting any score less than SIX

Fuck me I daren't give her a bad score. Those are the eyes of a woman who'd shoot your parents if you put too much milk in her brew.

 

[Lucille]

First song and we already have caterwauling

YASSSS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Come through Lithuania

 

[Lucille]

Fuck me I daren't give her a bad score. Those are the eyes of a woman who'd shoot your parents if you put too much milk in her brew.

THEN FUCK ‘EM!

 

[Madison]

HARD FACTS: That song was about thrush.

 

[Soldi]

She seems a bit TOO PLEASED with herself

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is this art?

 

[PopLife]

Lithuania is rather lovely. Like some The Corrs b-side, but in a random Lithuanian dialect...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Euroduck

 

[Suomi]

The defiance of this woman as she takes on the weight of Europe’s expectations for a typical pop song and throws it out the window

10 Lithuania

 

[Madison]

HARD FACTS: That song was about thrush.

CORRECTION: It’s about a thrush.

 

[Lucille]

Welcome @Soldi btw, didn’t realise you were new. Thought you were some euro Queen I hadn’t heard of. Where ON EARTH did you find us?

 

[Suomi]

Now Belgium is a song that I always thought curiously did not do BETTER