Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[D5K]

“Let’s rock!” for Jade?!

 

[Madison]

Drink when she gets smacked in the face by the violinist.

 

[win_the_game]

God this is TURGID

 

[Lucille]

How did we manage FIFTH in such a good year

Omg we did!

 

[Beverley]

Why don't you come up and SMACK ME IN THE RIBS SOMETIME, OW!

 

[Tisch]

"I've been down
Down so wruuuhnnnngfff"

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh it's a slow one!

 

[Penelope]

Did you seriously just write this now?!

 

[VoR]

Watch out for the violinist jabbing her in the tit as she descends the stairs.

 

[Soldi]

Andrew

 

[Lucille]

ALW is such a TOAD.

 

[Tisch]

Drink when she gets smacked in the face by the violinist.

 

[dmlaw]

Ooh, violins.

 

[ButterTart]

BAM! BITCH WENT DOWN.

 

[Penelope]

OMG I bet that violinist was IN LEAGUE WITH KEISHA

 

[Penelope]

To be fair this works VERY well following that RUN OF BANGERS OF LIFE

 

[Tisch]

Vocally you can't deny this is BRILLIANT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My memory of her losing an eye was grossly exaggerated then.

 

[win_the_game]

ALW is such a TOAD.

According to Sarah Brighman he's packing SERIOUS MEAT though.

 

[ButterTart]

Russia, a land so savage that even the classically trained violinists will kick fuck out of you.

 

[D5K]

Zzzzzzz

 

[Madison]

Imagine Rita Ora trying to sing this.

 

[VoR]

This really tricked us into a tragic decade of thinking X Factor Winners songs was what Europe wanted from us, didn't it?

 

[Tisch]

No wonder she sung About A Girl so wonderfully

 

[ButterTart]

My memory of her losing an eye was grossly exaggerated then.

I thought he shot her, so you're not alone.

 

[OutSynk]

 

[D5K]

Vocally you can't deny this is BRILLIANT

True

 

[sewerynsven]

Gosh. I realized that I miss gay sex life and ESC the most. Vodka is available all the time:P

 

[Dark Carnival]

Was she a Sugababe by that point?

 

[Beverley]

The runs were DODGY to say the least!

 

[ButterTart]

She did to those last few notes what that violinist did to her chin.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Gosh. I realized that I miss gay sex life and ESC the most. Vodka is available all the time:P

 

[win_the_game]

I assume Kesha never let her use her pipes in the Sugababes.

 

[Lucille]

According to Sarah Brighman he's packing SERIOUS MEAT though.

I was just sick out of my ass.

 

[Tisch]

Never a bad time for this

 

[Penelope]

This really tricked us into a tragic decade of thinking X Factor Winners songs was what Europe wanted from us, didn't it?

A young Michael Rice fervently taking notes in hot pink glitter pen

 

[Apoca]

The only thing this final was really missing is the APOCALYPTIC DRAMA of "Illusion".

 

[Lucille]

Talk about mountain out of a mole hill!

 

[D5K]

I loved this at the time. It hasn’t aged well.

 

[Penelope]

OMG THIS DOGSHIT BANGER!