Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[Madison]

Dima Bilan > Mando

 

[Suomi]

This Norwegian one is one of my LEAST favourite ever. You took Mando’s points

 

[Penelope]

"nobody's ever won this contest just sitting at a piano"

WRONG

 

[win_the_game]

I just love the fact this bitch was actually trying to make RINGLETS happen.

 

[ButterTart]

He's pissing me off just looking at him.

 

[VoR]

Mando later achieved international infamy when she blacked up as Stevie Wonder for Greek TV

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Its Jade Goody!

 

[Soldi]

He needs a haircut the smug twat

 

[D5K]

Mando later achieved international infamy when she blacked up as Stevie Wonder for Greek TV

Oh of course, that was fantastic!

 

[Penelope]

Oh fuck this TROLL-FACED LENNON-McCARTNEY NONSENSE

He looks like he still SHITS THE BED AT 20

 

[win_the_game]

This is such a come down after the ORGASMIC TONES of Mando.

 

[Lucille]

Mando later achieved international infamy when she blacked up as Stevie Wonder for Greek TV

OMG!

 

[Suomi]

10 Iceland
05 Austria
02 Ireland
10 Turkey
08 Malta
10 Bosnia
06 Portugal
10 Croatia
00 Cyprus
06 Germany
10 Russia
10 Spain
07 Israel
08 Netherlands
05 UK
10 Ukraine
08 Greece

 

[D5K]

Its Jade Goody!

OMG

 

[lolly]

This one looks a bit like that Scottish one who was up against Lee Mead in Any Dream Will Do, who lost and went into porn.

 

[Tisch]

Its Jade Goody!

DEAD!

 

[Kala]

I LOVE MALE SUNG BALALDS

 

[Soldi]

Is he Anders Breivik?

 

[Raining on Me]

I need a piss again so thank you 2003 for the carefully placed crud

 

[Dark Carnival]

Norway has a bit of a FRUIT OF INCEST look about him!

I could rim him.

 

[ButterTart]

How is he struggling to sing this? Are the notes getting caught on his colossal teeth?

 

[Lucille]

DIE YOU TEPID TWINK.

 

[Penelope]

Is he Anders Breivik?

Worse. Osama bin Laden

 

[D5K]

“Waiting to see if it’s gone deep inside”

 

[ButterTart]

Worse. Osama bin Laden

Worse. Lulu.

 

[Penelope]

PERFECTLY FINE MOVING ON OVER HERE THANKS

10 Iceland
04 Austria
07 Ireland
10 Turkey
03 Malta
08 Bosnia
09 Portugal
09 Croatia
00 Cyprus
12 Germany
10 Russia
12 Spain
01 Israel
07 Netherlands
04 United Kingdom
03 Ukraine
08 Greece
01 Norway

 

[Beverley]

Truly this is the year of PITCHING ISSUES

 

[Suomi]

I hate hate hate song titles that are long and don’t contain parenthesis

 

[Soldi]

Worse. Osama bin Laden

A clean shave doesn’t suit him well at all

 

[AGinAg (37)]

05 Iceland
05 Austria
08 Ireland
10 Turkey
06 Malta
09 Bosnia
05 Portugal
10 Croatia
08 Cyprus
10 Germany
10 Russia
10 Spain
04 Israel
08 Netherlands
11 UK
08 Ukraine
06 Greece
03 Norway

 

[dmlaw]

The camera work desperately trying to make this remotely interesting. And failing.

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG I ADORE this YEARNING WISTFUL FRENCH NONSENSE

 

[lolly]

I can forgive any old slut strutting about missing notes left, right and centre.

He can cunt off, however.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ohhh it's us!

 

[Beverley]

And like clockwork, Lucille's arsehole TWITCHES again

 

[Soldi]

08 Iceland
01 Austria
03 Ireland
100,000 Turkey
04 Malta
06 Bosnia
05 Portugal
06 Croatia
02 Cyprus
20 Germany
12 Russia
10 Spain
02 Israel
09 Netherlands
02 UK
04 Ukraine
09 Greece
01 Norway

 

[lolly]

07 Iceland
04 Austria
02 Ireland
09 Turkey
02 Malta
08 Bosnia and Herzegovina
06 Portugal
08 Croatia
05 Cyprus
07 Germany
10 Russia
08 Spain
05 Israel
06 Netherlands
03 UK
07 Ukraine
06 Greece
04 Norway

 

[Kala]

France is no Sandrine François

 

[ButterTart]

They're all dressed like Fame Academy contestants tonight. I know I was vocally in favour of Roman Lob wearing his comfy clothes on stage but here they just look like shit.

 

[Lucille]

OMG OMG OMG I ADORE this YEARNING WISTFUL FRENCH NONSENSE

My favourite kind!