Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[Penelope]

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG ROMANIA!!!!!!!!

10 Iceland
04 Austria
07 Ireland
10 Turkey
03 Malta
08 Bosnia
09 Portugal
09 Croatia
00 Cyprus
12 Germany
10 Russia
12 Spain
01 Israel
07 Netherlands
04 United Kingdom
03 Ukraine
08 Greece
01 Norway
12 France
00 Poland
05 Latvia
12 Belgium
00 Estonia

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fuck off Estonia

 

[lolly]

07 Iceland
04 Austria
02 Ireland
09 Turkey
02 Malta
08 Bosnia and Herzegovina
06 Portugal
08 Croatia
05 Cyprus
07 Germany
10 Russia
08 Spain
05 Israel
06 Netherlands
03 UK
07 Ukraine
06 Greece
04 Norway
10 France
02 Poland
04 Latvia
08 Belgium
03 Estonia

 

[Suomi]

Now Nicola for Romania has one of the most ahead of their time BANGERS of ALL TIME

 

[Penelope]

This is literally ANOTHER one that is just TOO FORWARD-THINKING TO WIN EUROVISION

 

[ButterTart]

Denmark were covetously eyeing up this shelving-unit pop rock and decided to base their entire future output around it. I like a guitar, but oh so much more do I like songs that aren't so boring they essentially cast you into a sensory oblivion for three minutes.

 

[Madison]

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG ROMANIA!!!!!!!!
03 Malta
00 Estonia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

DON'T BREAK MY HEART

OMG OMG OMG

 

[Raining on Me]

09 Iceland
05 Austria
07 Ireland
10 Turkey
07 Malta
07 Bosnia and Herzegovina
08 Portugal
09 Croatia
07 Cyprus
10 Germany
10 Russia
10 Spain
05 Israel
09 Netherlands
03 UK
08 Ukraine
07 Greece
03 Norway
09 France
07 Poland
05 Latvia
08 Belgium
02 Estonia

 

[D5K]

This is so fantastic

 

[Lucille]

Nicola, I’m sold on the basic bitch name alone.

 

[Kala]

HAVE YOU EVER KNOW

 

[D5K]

And the moment that the LED floor fame of age

 

[AGinAg (37)]

05 Iceland
05 Austria
08 Ireland
10 Turkey
06 Malta
09 Bosnia
05 Portugal
10 Croatia
08 Cyprus
10 Germany
10 Russia
10 Spain
04 Israel
08 Netherlands
11 UK
08 Ukraine
06 Greece
03 Norway
02 France
07 Poland
01 Latvia
10 Belgium
03 Estonia
28 Romania

 

[Penelope]

HEV YOU EVAH KNAOAOAN
WHAD the FRANCE AIR VOR?!

 

[Beverley]

At Nicola

 

[Soldi]

08 Iceland
01 Austria
03 Ireland
100,000 Turkey
04 Malta
06 Bosnia
05 Portugal
06 Croatia
02 Cyprus
20 Germany
12 Russia
10 Spain
02 Israel
09 Netherlands
02 UK
04 Ukraine
09 Greece
01 Norway
07 France
05 Poland
05 Latvia
100 Belgium
02 Estonia

 

[Kala]

This is so fucking SHITE I LOVE IT

 

[Tisch]

No THIS is is Nicki Chapman!

 

[win_the_game]

Those vox ain't half SHRILL.

 

[Lucille]

It’s like a slutty drugged up REM song!

 

[Soldi]

Is this a made up language too?

 

[Lucille]

STELIOS JUST FOLLOWED ME BACK

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I love this so so much.

 

[D5K]

I just don’t get the structure of this song; it just keeps going and going and going

 

[Penelope]

STELIOS JUST FOLLOWED ME BACK

PICS!!!

 

[Penelope]

I just don’t get the structure of this song; it just keeps going and going and going

Isn't it PERFECT!

 

[D5K]

STELIOS JUST FOLLOWED ME BACK

Invite him here!

 

[Suomi]

ALTHOUGH I’ve just been put off by hearing it’s like Anastacia vs Bomfunk MCs

 

[ButterTart]

Here's Nicola, then. Rumour has it she was chasing the dragon when she had a premonition about what 2011 would sound like. She unleashed it on a wildly disinterested Europe shortly afterwards.

 

[Lucille]

And it’s got a reveal!!!

 

[Beverley]

Poor dead Lindsay Dracass

 

[Penelope]

ALTHOUGH I’ve just been put off by hearing it’s like Anastacia vs Bomfunk MCs

SHUT UP AND GIVE IT 12

 

[dmlaw]

That man is going to lose his hat if he isn't careful.

 

[D5K]

I honestly thought this was my little guilty pleasure, I had no idea everyone else loved it too!

 

[Penelope]

LoveWave sounded like Anastacia having a stroke too!!

 

[Madison]

"The violin, the drums and the kvinnaböske might make it all feel a little bit old fashioned, but this can easily be fixed by adding a DJ who pretends to scratch. In real life of course, this is thirty years old but in Eurovision, it will give your number a contemporary feel."

 

[Lucille]

13/10

 

[lolly]

simultaneously 13 and 0

 

[ButterTart]

So progressive they literally had no fucking idea how to present it.

 

[Penelope]

Honestly it's like DoReDos - Lucky Day 2003 VERSION