Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[ButterTart]

I stopped watching. Unless they're going to make the second half all about Mickey Joe, Birgitta and that steamy lesbian peck on the cheek, I don't really want to know.

 

[Penelope]

She WORE THE DRESS VERY WELL, VERY SEXY, VERY SEXY FROCK

 

[Penelope]

ON HER BOTTOM

 

[Penelope]

I am CRYING LAUGHING!

 

[lolly]

Why are they letting the adenoidal geek have more than ten seconds?

 

[Lucille]

This was the beginning of our imperial last place era!

 

[Lucille]

The amazing JESSICA GARLIC. IS SHE DEAD?!?

 

[Tisch]

With the exception of Jessica garlick
*Moths thank you*

Thank god he hasn't looked into THE FUTURE

 

[Tisch]

The amazing JESSICA GARLIC. IS SHE DEAD?!?

Fatty liver

 

[Penelope]

Right WHICH ONE ARE WE DOING NEXT

I say 2002

 

[lolly]

OMG STATS

 

[Penelope]

Fatty liver

!

 

[Lucille]

Oh it's fine, I could take LOU'S FOREHEAD SLAMMED INTO MY SPINE

LUV YA PEN

 

[Soldi]

The amazing JESSICA GARLIC. IS SHE DEAD?!?

She rewatched 1999 and ended up with LIVER DISEASE

 

[Tisch]

Ooh some Jeremy fine GRAPHICS

 

[ButterTart]

“All week the contestants were crying”

The amazing JESSICA GARLIC. IS SHE DEAD?!?

Yes, sadly. Jessica Andersson stole her houseboat and ran her over with it.

 

[Penelope]

LUV YA PEN

I meant LOU FROM GERMANY RATHER THAN LUCILLE

 

[Lucille]

I know we said no but I need another rewatch.

 

[Lucille]

I meant LOU FROM GERMANY RATHER THAN LUCILLE

I TAKE IT BACK!

 

[Penelope]

2002

 

[ButterTart]

I know we said no but I need another rewatch.

And as a mod I'm going to allow that as long as Penelope is kept under heavy sedation throughout the selection process.

 

[lolly]

Ooh, a HANDHELD TV!

 

[Tisch]

Ooooh win a GAME BOY

 

[Penelope]

THE SOUTH FOR TURKEY

 

[Lucille]

And as a mod I'm going to allow that as long as Penelope is kept under heavy sedation throughout the selection process.

SHE ALWAYS IS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think we agreed that midnight shows should be pre 2000.

 

[lolly]

Look at Terry, the FAT (DEAD) CUNT

 

[Soldi]

Isn’t this country full of tasteless twats

 

[Lucille]

I think we agreed that midnight shows should be pre 2000.

 

[Penelope]

https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/drunken-rewatch-tallinn-2002-23-45-bst.98667/

 

[lolly]

I think we agreed that midnight shows should be pre 2000.

For the sake of BREVITY if nothing else

 

[Penelope]

It's a BAD post-2000

 

[Soldi]

I think we agreed that midnight shows should be pre 2000.

1982!

(Don’t quote me on this when it’s shit)

 

[Lucille]

Euuuugh TERRY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well I'm not getting into this shit again.

 

[Penelope]

For the sake of BREVITY if nothing else

It's only 2004 onwards that get long

 

[ButterTart]

Early 80s please! I'll be asleep soon anyway and my FOMO won't be as bad if I know you're slogging through a total shithouse.

 

[Penelope]

1982!

(Don’t quote me on this when it’s shit)

Awful contest

 

[lolly]

HARROGATE 1982

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Yeah 1982!