Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[AGinAg (37)]

She's AMAZING.

 

[Bumptious]

He doesn’t know what he’s getting into. She’s not playing

 

[octophone]

She has a face of THUNDER

You'd be cross if you were having to sing this soppy indie shite.

 

[Madison]

Do we think Stig is worth a shag?

Not with that facial hair.

 

[Iguana]

The TEAR!

 

[Dark Carnival]

She's CRYING!!!

 

[OutSynk]

Never cared for this. Great crying, beautiful crying though.

 

[Lucille]

THE SINGLE TEAR

 

[Dark Carnival]

DEAD DEAD DEAD

 

[Raining on Me]

Holy fuck what an opening 4 songs though. Can't remember what I ranked them in moopyvision but 3 killer songs and an endearing French one isn't bad AT ALL

 

[Beverley]

Not with that facial hair.

But he's a bit sultry

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sorry I'm extremely shy

The CDs!

 

[Lucille]

I really believed she wanted him DEAD.

 

[Bumptious]

He gets a 6.5 she gets 10

 

[Tisch]

Oh dear here we go...

 

[Soldi]

07 Slovenia
08 France
10 Israel
11 Estonia

 

[Suomi]

Mrs Suomi says that Estonia is the best staging he’s ever seen at ESC

 

[dmlaw]

"why didn't you wake me up, I'm pretty sure I would've told you to stop"

Well that is a bit rapey isn't it

I'm sure Nadav would say that this is the whole reason that you don't wake them up.

 

[D5K]

She made everything about that. Well he made the song I guess

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia

 

[FetchFugly]

OH NO

 

[Dark Carnival]

No recollection of this UK entry!

 

[Beverley]

The CDs!

The MEMORABILIA!*

 

[COB]

I feel so embarrassed already

 

[Tisch]

Lady electro velvet just didn't want to be here did she?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm already EMBARRASSED.

 

[Suomi]

The fact that the UK have to directly follow this is a real MISFORTUNE

 

[Madison]

 

[octophone]

Is this fucking DOOP?

 

[Alla]

Electro Velvet!!

 

[dmlaw]

Some more boobs are here.

 

[Lucille]

At least we’re getting it OUT OF THE WAY.

 

[Soldi]

I feel like I’d like this more if it was a Yugoslavian entry from the 1980s and I was watching it drunk at 2 in the morning.

 

[octophone]

!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I wonder if they EVER MET.

 

[Beverley]

Oh gawd

That 1920s fiddle makes my scrotum cringe

 

[Raining on Me]

Do we think Stig is worth a shag?

I ponder this every time and I'd say yes. He's a bit amphibious looking but it's kinda appealing

 

[Suomi]

Cwej yelled at me when I gave this 0 at his Eurovision party

 

[octophone]

No, that's not what's meant by "flashing your tits"....

 

[Iguana]

Very Strictly Come Dancing