Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[AGinAg (37)]

The song is a touch meh.

 

[OutSynk]

I'm begging you, take me out of this fiery hell

SAME.

 

[Alla]

Oh not this Greek bitch again, I had enough in Moopyvision. Boring.

 

[D5K]

CRASH CRASH CRASH KEYCHANGE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh hang on...

 

[Soldi]

ONE FALSE MOVE with THAT DRESS

 

[Lucille]

She's a look of Cat Deeley about her, right down to the wonky eye.

Fun fact. Cat has inverted nipples, or so I’ve HEARD

 

[Raining on Me]

I seem to remember from the Moopyvision decade that I’m the only one here for this overblown Greek drama

The problem is it's very soon blown completely out of anyone's memory by a superior Russian woman having a total breakdown

 

[Madison]

She has too many one last breaths.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fun fact. Cat has inverted nipples, or so I’ve HEARD

I BELIEVE THERE ARE PICS

 

[Beverley]

THE MOCHI BROWNIES TURNED OUT FIT!

 

[Lucille]

This middle of the road diva with a wind machine will be massively over marked by me after ODing on all the previous COCK.

 

[D5K]

THE MOCHI BROWNIES TURNED OUT FIT!

Do you deliver?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia
01 UK
06 Armenia
02 Lithuania
11 Serbia
04 Norway
08 Sweden
06 Cyprus
06 Australia
10 Belgium
02 Austria
06 Greece

 

[Soldi]

She has too many one last breaths.

Coronavirus intensive care hun

 

[Beverley]

I do not remember this Montenegrin bitch at all

 

[Madison]

I feel sorry for her ex-boyfriend. She is far too intense.

 

[Soldi]

07 Slovenia
08 France
10 Israel
11 Estonia
00 UK
01 Armenia
04 Lithuania
15929482 Serbia
09 Norway
08 Sweden
03 Cyprus
08 Australia
400 Belgium
07 Austria
08 Greece

 

[ButterTart]

Fun fact. Cat has inverted nipples, or so I’ve HEARD

So inverted in fact that she has to wear a concave bra.

 

[D5K]

I do not remember this Montenegrin bitch at all

You’re in for a treat then

 

[octophone]

I am flagging a bit

 

[Soldi]

I know someone who has this as their FAVOURITE EUROVISION SONG EVER

 

[D5K]

Spoiler alert but this got my 12 in Moopyvision Montenegro. It just keeps building

 

[Beverley]

Do you deliver?

Only to poor, long-suffering Mrs Bev

 

[Tisch]

Fun fact. Cat has inverted nipples, or so I’ve HEARD

I literally think this isn't the first time I've heard this. Or I'm just drunk. CHIN CHIN!

 

[Alla]

Shame Zu is not around to wet his pants with this lovely gentleman.

 

[Soldi]

Spoiler alert but this got my 12 in Moopyvision Montenegro. It just keeps building

SAME

 

[Dark Carnival]

I do not remember this Montenegrin bitch at all

You DON'T need to!

 

[ButterTart]

Montenegro is the perfect opportunity for me to look up Cat Deeley's funny tits on Google.

 

[octophone]

#obviousnonce

 

[Alla]

07 Slovenia
06 France
09 Israel
11 Estonia
Z# UK
05 Armenia
04 Lithuania
09 Serbia
12 Norway
03 Sweden
05 Cyprus
06 Australia
08 Belgium
01 Austria
03 Greece

 

[D5K]

I know someone who has this as their FAVOURITE EUROVISION SONG EVER

Is it you?

 

[Beverley]

I love how you can close your eyes and predict the region from the opening bars

 

[VoR]

He may by another victim of Charlotte Perrelli's botox clinic, but this is proper spine tingling stuff.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That Electro Velvet tag...

 

[D5K]

Rippling water effects on the floor never look good.

 

[Soldi]

Is it you?

No Take a guess at mine, it’s not HARD

 

[dmlaw]

Obviously we have to hate the Montenegrins for killing Moopyvision decade (and also for ruining VoR and Suomi's mental health).

 

[ButterTart]

I know someone who has this as their FAVOURITE EUROVISION SONG EVER

I didn't even know Hellen Keller was still alive!

 

[Madison]

Is this the fourth or fifth time Zeljko has entered this song?