Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[AGinAg (37)]

I love how you can close your eyes and predict the region from the opening bars

This is how we end up with racial profiling.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[COB]

Fun fact, plastic surgery had just arrived in Montenegro the year before this

 

[Beverley]

I mean, this is nice, but it's got nothing on the Balkan Eurovision classics

 

[D5K]

Then the whole stage starts pulsing, it’s incredible

 

[Soldi]

Better than the SERBIAN key change, NO WONDER they wanted independence

 

[Tisch]

Montenegro is the perfect opportunity for me to look up Cat Deeley's funny tits on Google.

Penelope-style Insta glow up post plz

 

[Lucille]

Sorry if this was sung by a woman I’d be shitting my knickers.

 

[D5K]

Could be my favourite Balkan entry ever actually

 

[COB]

Forever twirling, twirling towards freedom

 

[Beverley]

The amount of botox in her face!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia
01 UK
06 Armenia
02 Lithuania
11 Serbia
04 Norway
08 Sweden
06 Cyprus
06 Australia
10 Belgium
02 Austria
06 Greece
08 Montenegro

 

[OutSynk]

I loved this.

 

[Raining on Me]

It's always reassuring to hear an entry like this, a bit of classic foreign language Eurovision with delicious ethnic vibes. We would seriously miss this shit if it vanished!

 

[ButterTart]

I quite like the backing singer with the doily on her head to his left.

 

[Soldi]

07 Slovenia
08 France
10 Israel
11 Estonia
00 UK
01 Armenia
04 Lithuania
12 Serbia
09 Norway
08 Sweden
03 Cyprus
08 Australia
12 Belgium
07 Austria
08 Greece
11 Montenegro

 

[Tisch]

Better than the SERBIAN key change, NO WONDER they wanted independence

I think they LONG had it buy this point but this still made me ROFLLL

 

[Lucille]

Guys I haven’t scored a TEN YET.

 

[D5K]

Wasn’t there some Montenegrin voting scandal his year that overshadowed his win?

 

[Alla]

07 Slovenia
06 France
09 Israel
11 Estonia
Z# UK
05 Armenia
04 Lithuania
09 Serbia
12 Norway
03 Sweden
05 Cyprus
06 Australia
08 Belgium
01 Austria
03 Greece
04 Montenegro

 

[COB]

God I was obsessed with this AMAZING FLOP at the time

 

[Soldi]

Guys I haven’t scored a TEN YET.

HOW?!

 

[OutSynk]

Guys I haven’t scored a TEN YET.

Drink more!

 

[Beverley]

Could be my favourite Balkan entry ever actually

But WHYYYY when we have Molitva and the Joksimovic-penned HITS?

 

[D5K]

No Take a guess at mine, it’s not HARD

But Cicciolina didn’t make it?

 

[FetchFugly]

Initial signs were not promising but Montenegro definitely over delivered.

 

[Tisch]

DAME ANN SOPHIE!

 

[VoR]

This FOUL HARRIDAN

 

[Dark Carnival]

Awww poor Germania this really isn't THAT bad

 

[COB]

Quick, someone find the video of poor old Ann singing 'we are the zeroes of the world' later the same night please!

 

[Soldi]

But Cicciolina didn’t make it?

My username! Although Cicciolina would have been UP THERE

 

[Iguana]

I had to turn her voice down

 

[ButterTart]

Fun fact, plastic surgery had just arrived in Montenegro the year before this

It was pretty much just a pizza cutter, a stapler and a tin of Cuprinol wood stain at that point but the craftsmanship is there for all to see.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How are everyone's addictions this evening?

 

[OutSynk]

God this is shit. Can't they get JEANETTE BIEDERMANN.

 

[Iguana]

"We're only Heather Small"?

 

[Beverley]

Awww poor Germania this really isn't THAT bad

I don't hate it either!

 

[Madison]

I miss the hairdressers.

 

[D5K]

My username!

Well duh

 

[Dark Carnival]

Seriously we've seen worse things tonight!