Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 13: Bosnia & Herzegovina, Montenegro, Slovakia & Turkey

[Soldi]

I know if Penelope were alive now he'd be thrilled to see how this thread is flourishing. Sadly it looks like that sniper did a pretty solid job.

Look how we’re all getting along now she’s DEAD

 

[Suomi]

That is a great documentary series! It always reminds me of my university days when I wrote a dissertation on national identity and ethnic cleansing during the Yugoslav Wars.

I studied that for my second year!

 

[ButterTart]

Look how we’re all getting along now she’s DEAD

This must be how the rest of the Golden Girls felt after Estelle Getty finally snuffed it.

 

[Lucille]

This must be how the rest of the Golden Girls felt after Estelle Getty finally snuffed it.

Im sorry it’s official, YOU’RE NOT STRAIGHT.

 

[Suomi]

I know if Penelope were alive now he'd be thrilled to see how this thread is flourishing. Sadly it looks like that sniper did a pretty solid job.

I actually missed and hit a little old lady on first shot, but I’m still getting paid right?

 

[ButterTart]

Im sorry it’s official, YOU’RE NOT STRAIGHT.

You're not claiming the Golden Girls!

 

[Alla]

This must be how the rest of the Golden Girls felt after Estelle Getty finally snuffed it.

I'm sure Soldi will get the 30 years old reference.

 

[Soldi]

I actually missed and hit a little old lady on first shot, but I’m still getting paid right?

You’ll get paid DOUBLE

 

[Soldi]

I'm sure Soldi will get the 30 years old reference.

I just like everything because I’m nice

 

[Lucille]

You're not claiming the Golden Girls!

Is it not enough that the straights have culturally appropriated RIMMING. WE DONT HAVE MUCH ELSE LEFT HUN.

 

[ButterTart]

I actually missed and hit a little old lady on first shot, but I’m still getting paid right?

It's one less Brexiter, so yes. Will you accept travellers cheques?

 

[Alla]

And wasn't Estelle Getty actually the youngest one?

 

[Lucille]

Omg golden girls rate tomorrow PLEASE!

 

[Zu]

Im sorry it’s official, YOU’RE NOT STRAIGHT.

Well he was last night when he had his dirty hands all over my bra. There seemed to be an air of surprise when a paw reached the fancy but I reassured him that I merely have an unnaturally protruding pudenda

 

[ButterTart]

Is it not enough that the straights have culturally appropriated RIMMING. WE DONT HAVE MUCH ELSE LEFT HUN.

Golden Girls was on normal telly when I was young. Everyone knows who they are! We gave you Kylie when she was still young enough to be attractive, what more do you want?

 

[Zu]

You're not claiming the Golden Girls!

OH YES WE ARE. Well I’m not personally. Speaking for a friend

 

[VoR]

Slovakia

3rd: Max Jason Mai - Don't Close Your Eyes (42pts)

Another country that just sort of got bored and wandered off after 2012, poor old Slovakia are probably the least mourned Eurovision ship-jumpers, having never qualified for a Grand Final in four attempts from 2009-2012, although they did make a trio of equally half-hearted efforts in the 90s. (Yes alright, Modlitba was pretty good).

Pioneering musician Max Jason Mai is one of the few Eurovision entrants who doesn't even merit his own Wikipedia page, so Christ knows where the Slovaks dragged him up from, or indeed where he wound up subsequently. There's really no point to this entry whatsoever. Listening back now for the first and last time since the broadcast, it commits the cardinal Eurovision sin of going nowhere while at the same time feeling like it goes on forever. Unsurprisingly, Europe gave this a hard pass and last place in a semi final was an appropriately mortifying note for Slovakia to limp out on.

2 x 12 (Buttertart - oh for heaven's sake..., Tischlampe - really, queen?)
15 x 0 (everyone else bar Madison, Win The Game and Alla)

 

[ButterTart]

WHAT?!

 

[ButterTart]

Literally their ONLY good song.

 

[win_the_game]

Well he was last night when he had his dirty hands all over my bra. There seemed to be an air of surprise when a paw reached the fancy but I reassured him that I merely have an unnaturally protruding pudenda

So you were (and I paraphrase yesterday's drunken thread), the BITCH he was sharing a bed with last night.

 

[Zu]

Ban @ButterTart and bring @Penelope back THIS INSTANT!

 

[Jacques]

Literally their ONLY good song.

Slovakia are one of the 2010 HIGHLIGHTS and I also love TWiiNS more than I should probably admit..

 

[Zu]

So you were (and I paraphrase yesterday's drunken thread), the BITCH he was sharing a bed with last night.

Yes, I was only invited round on the condition that I dress up as a dog. What a DISGUSTING PERVERT. Luckily I managed to swipe the 2020 CAMRA guide and shit on that awful quilt cover before scarpering

NEVER AGAIN

 

[Alla]

Literally their ONLY good song.

PLEASE.

 

[ButterTart]

So you were (and I paraphrase yesterday's drunken thread), the BITCH he was sharing a bed with last night.

Oh no, she just popped round afterwards to borrow a knob of lard, one thing led to another and I ended up getting 70 seconds of the most confusing sex I've had all week.

 

[D5K]

Literally their ONLY good song.

And to think I was starting to like you.

 

[Tisch]

2 x 12 (Buttertart - oh for heaven's sake..., Tischlampe - really, queen?)

I enjoyed it! I found the other two completely nondescript.

 

[Soldi]

I enjoyed it!

 

[ButterTart]

Don't Close Your Eyes is one of my most played Eurovision songs. Okay, he sang it like he'd recently swallowed a wasp on the night but in studio form it's fantastic.

 

[win_the_game]

Don't Close Your Eyes was alright.

 

[ButterTart]

I enjoyed it! I found the other two completely nondescript.

I have nothing but good things to say about Tischlampe. When I clap next Thursday, it will be to honour this comment.

 

[win_the_game]

Max Jason has thankfully ditched the CLAUDIA SCHIFFER ROCK CHICK LOOK and had a bit of a glow up.

 

[Kevin]

Shocked by that Bosnian result. Love in Rewind was easily the best I thought.

 

[Tisch]

I have nothing but good things to say about Tischlampe. When I clap next Thursday, it will be to honour this comment.

Meet me upstairs hunny. X

 

[Zu]

Don't Close Your Eyes is one of my most played Eurovision songs. Okay, he sang it like he'd recently swallowed a wasp on the night but in studio form it's fantastic.

Not nice to say it but there’s obviously something terribly wrong with you. I’m no medic but you probably exited the womb at the wrong angle xxx

 

[Lucille]

Meet me upstairs hunny. X

The dark room is in the BASEMENT.

 

[win_the_game]

And since no one is providing Insta updates in the absence of the late Pen (RIP);



Vukasin would still definitely get it.

 

[D5K]

Oh hurry up and crown Horehronie the winner.

 

[ButterTart]

Not nice to say it but there’s obviously something terribly wrong with you. I’m no medic but you probably exited the womb at the wrong angle xxx

I came out sideways like I'm assured all babies do.

 

[Kevin]

2nd: Can Bonomo - Love Me Back (114pts)

One of Sacha Baron Cohen's more elaborate guises, the alleged Can Bonomo saw out Turkey's 40-year Eurovision journey in a hail of bed linen and barely suppressed homosexuality.

I suppose you could charitably say he was a better time than the 2011 shower, and the footage of him hag-fagging his way through Baku with Kaliopi certainly endeared me to him a bit, but something definitely went off the boil with the Turks in their final years, and even the top ten success of this entry can't disguise the death rattle. At times the song genuinely sounds like he's half-heartedly making it up on the spot. The graph from 'Everyway That I Can' to this is a picture of terminal decline.

4 x 12 (sewerynsven, Penelope, wurst, Kevin)
3 x 0 (Alla, Ill Advised, Buttertart)

1st: MaNga - We Could Be The Same (204pts)

Oh, i suppose if we MUST allow heterosexuals into the playpen, allowing an ABSOLUTE MAXIMUM of one of these per year is acceptable.

15 x 12 (Sane people)
4 x 6 (The Can Bonomo enablers)

I did not give 12 to Love Me Back.