ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Morning all. Another weird dream last night that I was helping to open a branch of Our Price.
That actually sounds mint.I slept in the tent in the garden on my own last night.
what did you do to anger miss ron?I slept in the tent in the garden on my own last night.
Never mind he'll quickly get used to the hallucinationsHis side of the deal was that he would try mushrooms, which hes now regretting.

I think pairing them with beer was a bad idea, because apparently I kept going up to people to start conversations and then walking away as soon as they started speaking.

It's the correct thing to do, I don't know how socially acceptable it is though.Hang on, is that not an acceptable thing to do?![]()
To say the VERY least!![]()
Speaking of which last night Ms Ron drunkenly invited some mates over today and I’ve just had to talk them out of it.![]()
Saturdays feel so damn long when you’ve got nothing to do. It’s 7am and the only thing I have to look forward to is going for a walk at 10.
My noo phone is being delivered by Andresz within the next 90 minutes.
I know, I know but he'll have PPE and my phone is buggered - I got a better staff discount by jumping now.![]()
Saturdays feel so damn long when you’ve got nothing to do. It’s 7am and the only thing I have to look forward to is going for a walk at 10.

Of course they feel long if you wake up at 7am.Saturdays feel so damn long when you’ve got nothing to do. It’s 7am and the only thing I have to look forward to is going for a walk at 10.
No shame in getting things delivered. You can't expect the world to stand still forever. He'll probably leave it on the step anyway and ring the bell and then wait a distance away while you answer the door and pick up the package.

I had to do an online tobacconist order this morning, way more expensive than my usual tobacconist and no lovely chatting to the staff.![]()
i didn’t even realise tobacconists were a thing anymore. I thought they died out in the 1990s...