Eurovision Rewatch: Helsinki, 2007 (BST 20:00, 25.04)

[VoR]

Sarbel just LOVES THE LADIES

 

[Soldi]

What a QUEEN

 

[Dark Carnival]

VERY NASAL

 

[Beverley]

04 Lithuania

EXCUSE YOUR FINGERS?

 

[octophone]

Only Eurovision could show a LAS KETCHUP influence in 2007.

 

[Penelope]

Sarbel's set his Instagram to private, but he lives in London and has a BEARD now

 

[Dark Carnival]

Shimmy

 

[dmlaw]

Four fifths of the Greek entry have my attention. Really all that I want from them is a shameless Ricky Martin rip off with attractive dancers.

 

[Tisch]

Bless he looks as forced into that stage as Josh Dubovie. Glow up please!

 

[Bumptious]

He's fiercely defending his sexuality

 

[Alla]

Next year there was a song in the Spanish preselection that was this very song with different lyrics, @Kalabaliken must know it.

 

[Iguana]

Maria = Mario

Quite enjoying the Greek RIcky Martin

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sarbel's set his Instagram to private, but he lives in London and has a BEARD now

WHAT??!

 

[Beverley]

Sarbel is prettier than I remember

I'm sure they just picked up on the corner the Greek neighbourhood in Londres

 

[D5K]

I think he always lived in london

 

[VoR]

Bless Crystal Methd honing her craft 13 years early.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

EXCUSE YOUR FINGERS?

Not what I'm here for. Dismal. 4 was generous.

 

[Iguana]

Cleopatra gets mentioned quite a lot in Eurovision

 

[Tisch]

So much chemistry with those BUXOM dancers!

 

[Penelope]

This felt so basic and rote at the time, but what I wouldn't GIVE for more of this nonsense from Greece now

 

[D5K]

Hang on we’re nearly halfway through the songs and I’ve only had one glass of wine

 

[Penelope]

THOSE MOVES!!!!!!

 

[COB]

Sarbel's set his Instagram to private, but he lives in London and has a BEARD now

Oh for FUCK'S SAKE

 

[Beverley]

SERTAB is JUDGING you Sarbel!

 

[Tisch]

Sarbel's set his Instagram to private, but he lives in London and has a BEARD now

Where in London please?

 

[Tisch]

Cleopatra gets mentioned quite a lot in Eurovision

Rip CLEAOPATRRRRRRRA

 

[Alla]

This was terrible.

 

[octophone]

That were gash.

 

[Iguana]

He's the cutie of the evening

 

[VoR]

And now for one of the greatest Eurovision debuts of all time from Georgia.

 

[Soldi]

GEORGIA TIME

 

[Penelope]

LOVED that

06 Bosnia
07 Spain
09 Belarus
07 Ireland
11 Finland
09 Macedonia
10 Slovenia
00 Hungary
08 Lithuania
09 Greece

 

[AGinAg (37)]

03 Bosnia
07 Spain
09 Belarus
01 Ireland
07 Finland
08 Macedonia
10 Slovenia
00 Hungary
04 Lithuania
06 Greece

 

[Beverley]

Sarbel would have GOT IT

 

[AlgoAlex]

I never saw what a massive gay he was last time. Also vocals shaky as fuck Still like the song though

 

[Raining on Me]

Greece were fine and just the sort of stereotypical fun nonsense you need

 

[FetchFugly]

Shimmy a go go. Well that was fun if unconvincing.

 

[Penelope]

HOLY SHIT I AM NOT READY!

 

[Zu]

I’ve always thought this was quite poor and it turns out that the main reason is HIM

Some lovely bouncing boobs for the lads to rate though

 

[VoR]

I remember becoming so obsessed with Sopho at the time that I hunted down her entire discography.

This is fucking MAJESTIC

 

[Beverley]

Are you ready for PERFECTION?

 

[D5K]

Right, time for me to admit it: I’ve never liked this.