ButterTart
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If you're reuploading stuff, can you bring back our scavenger hunt video?I deleted it, can't find it
Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 13: Bosnia & Herzegovina, Montenegro, Slovakia & Turkey
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ButterTart
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Wait, was it ACTUALLY Alla?
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Alla
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Basically the insanity of Team 5 video, multiplied by 10Wait, was it ACTUALLY Alla?
ButterTart
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Good God.Basically the insanity of Team 5 video, multiplied by 10
Raining on Me
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It definitely deserves another outing.
In the next "A Song (and video) For Moopy" perhaps. Ban big ron and it might WIN
Penelope
L'Bangarang, c'est moi
Yes! When we did a Eurovision singing contest back in 2012, he rerecorded Euro Neuro as VoRo Neuro in a frankly astonishing cinematic experience, culminating in the immortal line "it's my mission to fuck Voice of Reason"Wait, was it ACTUALLY Alla?
Anyway, a tumultuous love affair, divorce and six years' separation later, Alla's now allowed to post in the same forum as VoR.
ButterTart
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It's important for all of us that this video is either rediscovered or recreated.
VoR
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7th: Highway - The Real Thing (41pts)
Nothing quite says 'rock n roll' like a shameless bit of nepotism, which allegedly accounted for this tuneless dirge getting the nod for Montenegro in 2016. The lead singer was apparently related to somebody high up at the TV station, or something, and having already lasted a few rounds on the highly competitive 'Voice of Adria', it was evidently either go to Eurovision and go out and get a real job already.
It's hard to even muster up any withering commentary for this, it really is just a complete and utter waste of space, the inclusion of some lip syncing female eye-candy surprisingly not being enough to fool the gays of Europe into parting with any votes in any great numbers.
The juries ranked it above lovely Austrian Zoë, which will definitely be exhibit.A when my case that they're by and large made up of clueless wankers who have utterly served their purpose and are actively harming the Contest at this point goes before the senate.
1 x 10 (Win The Game)
5 x 0 (Pingu, Dark Carnival, Penelope, David_5000, VoR)
Nothing quite says 'rock n roll' like a shameless bit of nepotism, which allegedly accounted for this tuneless dirge getting the nod for Montenegro in 2016. The lead singer was apparently related to somebody high up at the TV station, or something, and having already lasted a few rounds on the highly competitive 'Voice of Adria', it was evidently either go to Eurovision and go out and get a real job already.
It's hard to even muster up any withering commentary for this, it really is just a complete and utter waste of space, the inclusion of some lip syncing female eye-candy surprisingly not being enough to fool the gays of Europe into parting with any votes in any great numbers.
The juries ranked it above lovely Austrian Zoë, which will definitely be exhibit.A when my case that they're by and large made up of clueless wankers who have utterly served their purpose and are actively harming the Contest at this point goes before the senate.
1 x 10 (Win The Game)
5 x 0 (Pingu, Dark Carnival, Penelope, David_5000, VoR)
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It totally FLOPPED. I think they were scared.
ButterTart
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ButterTart
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What would you perform if you were doing the contest now?
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Alla
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Nothing, I don't think I can top the insanity of Toy.
Penelope
L'Bangarang, c'est moi
The juries putting The Real Thing top ten and not Zoe really is little short of a hate crime. Honestly, what a FUCKING DISGUSTING SONG
ButterTart
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Oh shit, I forgot about that! When's your album dropping?
Penelope
L'Bangarang, c'est moi
Very disappointing and disgusting that The Real Thing wouldn't have even been last if we'd electrocuted @Win_the_game before he could vote Really should be quite ashamed of yourselves
Really should be quite ashamed of yourselves
Madison
Everything goes up by six
It had interesting lyrics.
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Alla
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I hope my 0 is next, seriously...
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Alla
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Oh I started to "like" Euro Neuro after that video.
win_the_game
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DON'T BLAME ME FOR THESE RESULTS!
ButterTart
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VoR's hands CRUSHED by the Elgin Marbles while trying to hide them in his cupboard.
He's still working on the rate, but it may take a while. It's not easy to keep a Capri Sun straw clenched between your teeth, let alone when you're using it as a typing wand.
He's still working on the rate, but it may take a while. It's not easy to keep a Capri Sun straw clenched between your teeth, let alone when you're using it as a typing wand.
VoR
Take it or leave it
6th: D Moll - Heaven (71pts)
Now this one was just SAD. The wheels having well and truly come off after Montenegro's brief golden period from 2013-2015, it's no surprise that even before Coronavirus they decided to cut their losses in 2020 and spend the budget on a new Hatchback for the station director instead.
Like Ryan Murphy's Glee if it was shot with no budget, no original music rights and picked up most of its principle cast at a provincial drop-in centre for troubled youths, the only thing real point of interest here is the wildly varying degrees of enthusiasm on display from the performers. Note the unbridled enthusiasm of chubby eyebrows gay, clearly living his best life in the short window before he had to go back an engage in a mutual beard relationship with the alarmingly stern blonde one with the chunky thighs, as opposed to the utterly dead eyes of the other two males who spend the entirety of the performance avoiding any physical contact with him.
I'll wager there was s a tearful drunken night on the megabus back to Podgorica that was presumably ten times more interesting than anything that happens here.
2 x 10 (dmlaw, Buttertart - be honest, you say something of yourselves in eyebrows gay, didn't you?)
5 x 0 (Madison, Raining on Me, Win The Game, wurst, sewerynsven)
Now this one was just SAD. The wheels having well and truly come off after Montenegro's brief golden period from 2013-2015, it's no surprise that even before Coronavirus they decided to cut their losses in 2020 and spend the budget on a new Hatchback for the station director instead.
Like Ryan Murphy's Glee if it was shot with no budget, no original music rights and picked up most of its principle cast at a provincial drop-in centre for troubled youths, the only thing real point of interest here is the wildly varying degrees of enthusiasm on display from the performers. Note the unbridled enthusiasm of chubby eyebrows gay, clearly living his best life in the short window before he had to go back an engage in a mutual beard relationship with the alarmingly stern blonde one with the chunky thighs, as opposed to the utterly dead eyes of the other two males who spend the entirety of the performance avoiding any physical contact with him.
I'll wager there was s a tearful drunken night on the megabus back to Podgorica that was presumably ten times more interesting than anything that happens here.
2 x 10 (dmlaw, Buttertart - be honest, you say something of yourselves in eyebrows gay, didn't you?)
5 x 0 (Madison, Raining on Me, Win The Game, wurst, sewerynsven)
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Alla
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Did I actually vote here? I can't remember, I probably gave my 0 to another horror.
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Alla
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TWO 10s for D Moll! 
Penelope
L'Bangarang, c'est moi
Good GRIEF
Penelope
L'Bangarang, c'est moi
ButterTart
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And look who gave them. Heaven is an official LADZ ANTHEM.TWO 10s for D Moll!
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Poor old Dee Mole. She was fascinating I'll give her that but she really begged for that trigger to be pulled.
Horribly, creepily, like an S Club reunion that went wrong, which was all of them
Horribly, creepily, like an S Club reunion that went wrong, which was all of them
ButterTart
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I can't believe anyone would give that 0. Of course, it was terrible in every measurable way, but they were so charmingly desperate to do well.
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I don't even remember what I gave a 0 and not going through zillions of FF answers to find out, but I bet it's HORRIFIC too.
win_the_game
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Hark at you distancing yourself from your own votes.
Dark Carnival
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If you're going to give out points out of PITY, give a 2 not a TEN!
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Next time ButterTart criticises my musical preferences I'll be highlighting the HYPOCRISY that's for sure.
Penelope
L'Bangarang, c'est moi
Guys it's fine, BOTH your music tastes are terrible
ButterTart
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I gave it a ten because it was the second least-worst Montenegrin entry. The others weren't even pitiable.
VoR
Take it or leave it
5th: Vanja Radovanović - Inje (96pts)
Big Balkan Ballads(™) are not exactly renowned for their envelope-pushing qualities, but it really is remarkable how much everything about this one is literally just 'Adio' in a different colour scheme.
Ole' collagen Knez at least radiated a sort of sinister approximation of star quality though (of which more later), whereas poor old Miss Vanja just looks washed out. I defy anyone to hum the melody of this once it's over either, and I'm usually a sucker for this kind of thing.
It forever baffles me that at some point there was a fitting for the suit, and the decision was made that yes, this was the one to go with... I'm talking around the song of course, but honestly, there's NOTHING there. Who hurt you, Montenegro?
1 x 12 (dmlaw)
2 x 1 (Win the Game, Pingu)
Big Balkan Ballads(™) are not exactly renowned for their envelope-pushing qualities, but it really is remarkable how much everything about this one is literally just 'Adio' in a different colour scheme.
Ole' collagen Knez at least radiated a sort of sinister approximation of star quality though (of which more later), whereas poor old Miss Vanja just looks washed out. I defy anyone to hum the melody of this once it's over either, and I'm usually a sucker for this kind of thing.
It forever baffles me that at some point there was a fitting for the suit, and the decision was made that yes, this was the one to go with... I'm talking around the song of course, but honestly, there's NOTHING there. Who hurt you, Montenegro?
1 x 12 (dmlaw)
2 x 1 (Win the Game, Pingu)