OG Kalavision (No longer taking place)

[Alla]

I can't believe we've actually spent the best part of an evening not moving in case we receive a PM.

I was gonna have a shower but here I am, stinking but making sure I reply IMMEDIATELY if I get a pm.

 

[Suomi]

Well this competition has already made me realise how much of a CUNT Suomi is. And that's all I have to say on the matter*






Until he responds to this no doubt

what on EARTH is your problem you stupid prick! I haven’t been waiting backstage for hours only for you to start dishing out unwarranted DRAMA

 

[D5K]

I can't believe we've actually spent the best part of an evening not moving in case we receive a PM.

I think the problem is that some people haven't.

 

[win_the_game]

Everyone's having a go, but Kala has managed to get a 30 page thread out of people essentially waiting in a queue. You have to respect him for inspiring this level of investment in the game.

I think it's been a triumph to be fair. No way will we be flattening the curve on next week's POTW chart.

 

[Beverley]

oh so this isn't orchestrated at all

 

[Suomi]

It took you that long? Don’t you know him in real life?

Oh are you voting in this game? Better make your songs no longer than ten seconds long, girls!

 

[OutSynk]

Well this competition has already made me realise how much of a CUNT Suomi is. And that's all I have to say on the matter*






Until he responds to this no doubt

And I moop

 

[Beverley]

I think it's been a triumph to be fair. No way will we be flattening the curve on next week's POTW chart.

it's going to be EPIC still, i think

 

[Suomi]

oh so this isn't orchestrated at all

busted although now I have legitimate beef with Phoenix

 

[Beverley]

busted although now I have legitimate beef with Phoenix

Now don't you touch Phoenix

 

[Phoenix]

Me and Suomi are gonna take it outside

 

[RS]

This topic makes me wish they’d shut down the internet.

 

[Beverley]

FAST BREAKING TIME!

I'll be back to survey the massacre

 

[cwej]

oh so this isn't orchestrated at all

OH HERE HE IS TO RUIN EVERYONE'S FUN AGAIN.

 

[Phoenix]

Get to it already

 

[Raining on Me]

Just pick any old country and take your chances!

Oh yes, just pick any old country. On page 1 or 2 I was innocent and hopeful, and I had no spots or blisters. An unknowable amount of hours later I realized that not only were there horrific ear crimes on every piece of rock this sordid Earth has left, but some nations, like Northern Ireland, have NOTHING TO OFFER AT ALL.

I WANT TO DIE

 

[OutSynk]

I may need to cry tears of happiness right now but I'm not gonna tell why.

 

[AlgoAlex]

OH HERE HE IS TO RUIN EVERYONE'S FUN AGAIN.

Fun Is banned according to rule 47b

 

[ButterTart]

@Kalabaliken What number are we up to?

 

[cwej]

Fun Is banned according to rule 47b

Well thankfully, BEV is here to FUN POLICE everyone's evening.

 

[Alla]

"I took part in Kalavision" already added to my professional CV.

 

[win_the_game]

Well thankfully, BEV is here to FUN POLICE everyone's evening.

That one's never had a sense of humour.

 

[Kala]

Number 33 now

 

[Iguana]

"I took part in Kalavision" already added to my professional CV.

"I died during Kalavision" on all of our graves

 

[ButterTart]

Number 33 now

Actually moving along at a fair old lick now.

 

[Lucille]

I’m so thirsty for the big country reveal.

 

[Soldi]

! You've been posting here all this time, do you have multiple personality disorder?

I didn’t until 5pm today

 

[Kala]

I need a DRINK

 

[Beverley]

Well thankfully, BEV is here to FUN POLICE everyone's evening.

WELL, I checked everything and there's NOTHING to see HERE. No FUN being had when YOU'RE AROUND!

 

[win_the_game]

Keep up the good work Kala.

This has been a glorious clusterfuck of a thread so far.

 

[ButterTart]

I need a DRINK

Bottle of Blue WKD winging its way to you as we speak.

 

[Soldi]

I need a DRINK

Not all heroes walk round their garden 100 times

 

[Indie]

I picked on a WHIM & now I regret it

 

[Kala]

Number 39 now

 

[Zu]

Smug Slag here would like to point out that I chose a country within TEN SECONDS and in the middle of a very messy and quite organy prolapse, given that you asked. I’ll pop a slab in with the fish heads for all you vile non-voters

 

[Soldi]

Are u ordering a Chinese takeaway Kala?

 

[D5K]

Strangely this is going faster than I expected.

 

[Phoenix]

How many people have you had to force?

 

[Zu]

How many people have you had to force?

Or THREATEN

 

[Lucille]

How many people have you had to force?

Kala’s an attractive man he doesn’t need to RAPE PEOPLE.