Friday ignores a PM from Kala

[ButterTart]

Yup. Who does it now then?

I think George Alagiah just licks his finger and sticks it in the air now.

And if anyone sees Sue Barker lying down they know there's a fair chance it's going to rain.

 

[Kate]

What's the best weather app now then?

 

[Indie]

Yup. Who does it now then?

MeteoGroup, whoever the fuck they are.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...st-forecaster-in-galaxy-despite-bbc-rejection

 

[Kate]

Oh the Met have their own app. I'll try that

 

[Kate]

And if anyone sees Sue Barker lying down they know there's a fair chance it's going to rain.

That or Cliff Richard is approaching.

 

[ButterTart]

That or Cliff Richard is approaching.

True, but that's when she's lying face down and hasn't shaved her back in a while.

 

[Star]

I've been putting off going out because the BBC have been saying 99% chance of rain all day and it hasn't rained a DROP YET

We've had pretty much non stop rain along with hail stones, lightening and thunder!

 

[Shirley]

BBC weather really has been utter bollocks since they dropped the Met Office.

I'll fucking say. Mr S is always telling me what the BBC weather forecast says and it's INVARIABLY TOTALLY WRONG. I say WELL CHANGE YOUR WEATHER PROVIDER but you might as well stick your ELBOWS in the MINCER. MET OFFICE <3

 

[Kate]

We've had pretty much non stop rain along with hail stones, lightening and thunder!

and you're about 10 miles from me?

DO I RISK GOING OUT NOW

 

[Sheena]

I always relied on the BBC and was wondering lately why it was so SHIT.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It pissed down just now. I was pleased as Mr Ag had just gone to Aldi after saying he would ALL DAY.

 

[Jacques]

Any worthwhile games that we might be able to steal?

I've played three games of something called 'mafia' over there in the past year, not sure if anyone here has heard of it? Not convinced it would catch on though

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've played three games of something called 'mafia' over there in the past year, not sure if anyone here has heard of it? Not convinced it would catch on though

Do they just nick all our stuff?

 

[ButterTart]

I've played three games of something called 'mafia' over there in the past year, not sure if anyone here has heard of it? Not convinced it would catch on though

Bunch of charlatans, I bet none of them are even Italian or Marlon Brando.

 

[Jacques]

Well they have also done a scavenger hunt but at this point I have no idea where everything falls with 'who did it first'

They've done cluedo and live versions of The Chase, Catchphrase and The Weakest Link. Not sure if these have been tried here

 

[Kate]

Imagine The Weakest Link on here There'd be meltdowns over who would make the cuntiest Anne Robinson for starters.

 

[Soldi]

I imagine Kala would make an EXCELLENT Anne

 

[SDF]

@Loufoque gives me Anne vibes

 

[Sheena]

Imagine The Weakest Link on here There'd be meltdowns over who would make the cuntiest Anne Robinson for starters.

I’d be HERE FOR THAT.

 

[ButterTart]

Imagine The Weakest Link on here There'd be meltdowns over who would make the cuntiest Anne Robinson for starters.

I'd like to see Rita in that role. She really delivered the brutality and barely-concealed rage during the ASFM results show.

 

[Soldi]

I'd like to see Rita in that role. She really delivered the brutality and barely-concealed rage during the ASFM results show.

“You are the weakest link, FUCK OFF YOU SWINE”

 

[ButterTart]

Is there anything going on tonight other than listening to an old woman doing a sing?

 

[Kala]

Is there anything going on tonight other than listening to an old woman doing a sing?

Someone will inevitably start a rewatch of something after the Kylie concert is finished. Why not get in there first?

 

[Zu]

Is there anything going on tonight other than listening to an old woman doing a sing?

How dare you refer to my Mrs Mills Nude Revue as such

BAN HIM NOW

 

[ButterTart]

I might just get on my PS4 for a bit. I'm relying far too much on Moopy to keep me entertained at all hours of the day.

 

[lolly]

Is there anything going on tonight other than listening to an old woman doing a sing?

I've already found a second Kylie show for after Fever, if people want MORE Kylie.

Happy to consider something else, if only someone else could think of SOMETHING, though.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is there anything going on tonight other than listening to an old woman doing a sing?

REPORTED

 

[ButterTart]

if only someone else could think of SOMETHING, though.

That's the bit I'm having trouble with.

 

[Kate]

Spice Girls special at clubdefromage on Twitch if you have no better ideas

edit: fuck I didn't know it embedded Twitch!

 

[ButterTart]

REPORTED

We're experiencing a high number of reports tonight due to Lucille also holding a Hitler Youth rally in the community forum. You have been placed in a queue and will receive a response by no later than December.

 

[Rachey]

Mandy's making me watch another Andrew Lloyd Webber musical on YouTube. I need more wine

 

[lolly]

Mandy's making me watch another Andrew Lloyd Webber musical on YouTube. I need more wine

Watch Kylie with us instead

 

[Rachey]

Watch Kylie with us instead

I might do when Donny Osmond has finished singing

 

[Sheena]

“Sheena has clap for the NHS”

 

[Star]

Is there anything going on tonight other than listening to an old woman doing a sing?

Look you need to sort this out. We will not tolerate ANY form of Kyliephobia on this site

 

[ButterTart]

Look you need to sort this out. We will not tolerate ANY form of Kyliephobia on this site

I'll book myself in for some aversion therapy.

 

[Kala]

Spice Girls special at clubdefromage on Twitch if you have no better ideas

edit: fuck I didn't know it embedded Twitch!

I don't even know what Twitch IS

 

[Beverley]

OMG for a second I got confused and thought we'd been spared Kids

 

[Kala]

OMG for a second I got confused and thought we'd been spared Kids

WRONG thread HUN.

But it's a KYLIE concert. She WHEELS it out at every TOUR.

 

[dmlaw]

I think we all want to be spared kids.