OG Kalavision (No longer taking place)

[BoysForSeles]

I hope it’s Bertine Zetlitz for Norway

 

[Dark Carnival]

02 CUBA

Whoever took that before me, FUCK YOU.

 

[Kala]

05 BAHAMAS

 

[ButterTart]

I don't want to be that northern woman shouting 'we can't fucking see anything', but the images aren't showing for me. Can everyone else see them?

 

[Generic Account]

I don't want to be that northern woman shouting 'we can't fucking see anything', but the images aren't showing for me. Can everyone else see them?

Yes

 

[Dark Carnival]

04 TURKEY

Tit shaking and belly dancing

 

[Kala]

06 SPAIN

 

[BoysForSeles]

I don't want to be that northern woman shouting 'we can't fucking see anything', but the images aren't showing for me. Can everyone else see them?

Yes

 

[Dark Carnival]

Tit shaking and belly dancing

And obviously a WHIFF of the SOUK etc.

 

[Alla]

I don't want to be that northern woman shouting 'we can't fucking see anything', but the images aren't showing for me. Can everyone else see them?

Which images? He's just announcing the countries, calm down.

 

[cwej]

For balance, we're literally waiting for a list of countries, with no context whatsoever, we can't enter yet, it's hardly like the destruction of some epic event.

Well yes... which is why it SHOULDN'\T be that difficult.

Imagine how it's going to be when we get to the actually hard bit?

 

[ButterTart]

I think Malwarebytes is blocking them. Never mind.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Marta Sanchez for Spain ploise

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 BAHAMAS

Rihanna?

 

[Kala]

07 ARMENIA

 

[Alla]

06 SPAIN

Bravo BoyForSeles, can't wait which Spanish diva you bring this time!!

 

[Kala]

08 IRELAND

 

[Generic Account]

Rihanna?

I thought that too but I think she's from Barbados.

 

[ButterTart]

Which images? He's just announcing the countries, calm down.

The flags - I keep getting notifications from Malwarebytes so I think they're being blocked.

 

[Generic Account]

08 IRELAND

I hope it's something good and celtic.

 

[cwej]

I know! I've taken the country thing mega seriously. My artist has refused to go for the blood test I requested, but all available information suggests they actually are from my country and singing in its language. If we get Spice Up Your Life for China because Emma Bunton once had a cat called Chairman Meow, it'll be a massive kick in the bollocks considering the slavish effort I've put in.

Yes but no-one is going to have done something like that. But we don't need to be utterly anal about some of this, which is what I'm imagining is happening here - so far Kala only has COUNTRY names...!!

 

[Kala]

09 SENEGAL

 

[Generic Account]

07 ARMENIA

No Azerbaijani entry then.

 

[Alla]

Hello folks!

The time has now come for the OFFICIAL unveiling of the 48 participating countries in the inaugural Kalavision Song Contest.

Disappointed Crème de menthe isn't sponsoring this.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I thought that too but I think she's from Barbados.

You mean that's a DIFFERENT country?!

 

[Kala]

10 ICELAND

 

[Soldi]

No Azerbaijani entry then.

Maybe we’ll get Nagorno-Karabakh

 

[BoysForSeles]

I hope it's something good and celtic.

Sinead O’Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U

 

[Kala]

11 MALTA

 

[cwej]

Senegal is the most interesting one so far obviously!

 

[Alla]

The flags - I keep getting notifications from Malwarebytes so I think they're being blocked.

Oh I'm getting them now, sorry! We have flags! YASS!!

 

[ButterTart]

SENEGAL?! Okay, that's got me excited.

 

[Kala]

12 FINLAND

 

[Alla]

08 IRELAND

We already have the bottom of one of the semis

 

[Soldi]

I thought we were getting who had who AS WELL

 

[Kala]

13 COLOMBIA

 

[Kala]

14 BELARUS

 

[Soldi]

Kala ramping up his post count

 

[Kate]

10 ICELAND

Ooh bet this is that exciting new female singer they have called BERK or something

 

[Kala]

15 YEMEN