Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Soldi]

Someone mentioned cock shots I believe?

I’ve seen BETTER

 

[D5K]

Maybe it’s the wine talking but I don’t remember this one being so good?

 

[ButterTart]

Y SHE DO DIS?

Penelope doesn't like music.

 

[Soldi]

He looks like he’s having quite a painful SHIT

 

[Dark Carnival]

COME ON QUEEN! Give us VOX!

 

[Beverley]

Stupid bitch overegged it

 

[Alla]

Maybe it’s the wine talking but I don’t remember this one being so good?

I was gonna say exactly the same!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Better than Aminta.

I SAID WHAT I SAID.

This is a hate crime

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HUFF PUFF

 

[Lucille]

Another one that was SOMEHOW A FAVOURITE. And NO I WOULDNT

 

[ButterTart]

The song is already mint, but busting the blood vessels behind his eyes while delivering it really pushed it over the edge.

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
09 France
-99999 Poland
09 Australia
03 Cyprus
03 Serbia
00 Lithuania
02 Croatia
09 Russia
02 Spain
08 Lithuania

 

[Raining on Me]

Fuck me he's really selling this. It's just SO earthy. Like Neon Nights

 

[Tisch]

I’ve seen BETTER

Yeah but I wouldn't SAY NO

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
08 France
05 Poland
427 Australia
09 Cyprus
02 Serbia
07 Lithuania
06 Croatia
426 Russia
08 Spain
08 Latvia

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary
11 Italy
05 Israel
10 Bulgaria
-1 Sweden
06 Germany
11 France
01 Poland
11 Australia
08 Cyprus
05 Serbia
00 Lithuania
08 Croatia
11 Russia
11 Spain
05 Latvia

This is all for u FUCK OFF

 

[Alla]

THE WITCH

 

[Beverley]

AUNTY JAMALA IS HERE

QUEEN OF US POOR EUROPEAN MUSLIMS

HERE TO SNATCH BUTTERTART'S CHESTHAIR

 

[Iguana]

Breathe on me Latvia

 

[Tisch]

Quite enjoyed him looking like he'd just been fucked senseless there

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden
4 Germany
72 France
58 Poland
92 Australia
62 Cyprus
52 Serbia
78 Lithuania
06 Croatia
70 Russia
71 Spain
68 Latvia

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG

 

[Dark Carnival]

Here we go!

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary
07 Italy
10 Israel
09 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
03 Germany
10 France
-986 Shaved Cheryl Cole
12 Australia
08 Cyprus
05 Serbia
08 Lithuania
03 Croatia
11 Russia
09 Spain
10 Latvia

WHAT A FUCKING YEAR

 

[Soldi]

Oh this Russian cow

 

[Lucille]

Yeah but I wouldn't SAY NO

Rught now I wouldn’t say no to a TIRAMISU.

 

[Raining on Me]

05 Azerbaijan
05 Hungary
08 Italy
07 Israel
11 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
08 Germany
09 France
07 Poland
12 Australia
07 Cyprus
06 Serbia
04 Lithuania
09 Croatia
10 Russia
08 Spain
09 Latvia

 

[ButterTart]

And now down to Earth with this joyless bitch.

 

[Beverley]

OMG THE GLASSY EYES!

 

[Penelope]

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
12455 Italy
10/00 Israel
12455 Bulgaria
04 Sweden
10 Germany
08 France
12455/-1 Poland
10 Australia
04 Cyprus
-1 Serbia
08 Lithuania
08 Croatia
12455 Russia
06 Spain
00 Latvia

 

[Alla]

I appreciate the effort and I can see why it did so well, but not for me.

 

[COB]

I really lost my fucking shit to this at the time

 

[Beverley]

OMG THE LIGHT SHOW!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg can you actually feel the pain???!

 

[Beverley]

YOU TOOK AWAY MY HOMELAND BUTTERTART!

 

[Tisch]

Rught now I wouldn’t say no to a TIRAMISU.

With a nice side of SHERRY PIE

 

[Soldi]

Omg can you actually feel the pain???!

No.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OUR TIMES!!!

 

[Tisch]

This song and performance are so average. Never got this.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hate this.