Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Beverley]

Oh YAY is that preg one

 

[Soldi]

Oh FUCKING DROWN LOVE

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oooh had forgotten about this one. I like

 

[Suomi]

Utterly astonishing music. I still can't quite believe a song inspired by BURIAL actually DID WHAT IT DID IN THIS CONTEST

I concur - it’s just incredible

 

[COB]

Beautiful fertile mother, but this song never did much for me.

 

[win_the_game]

Lovely GAMMON LEG there.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fun fact: her child is now Greta Thunberg.

 

[Suomi]

Ira Losco is one of those female singers that have been trying in Maltafestivalen forever, and the euroqueens would lose their shit over her farting on stage, right?

she came 2nd in 2002 with SEVENTH WONDER

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is terrible

 

[Penelope]

This is so precision-engineered to force you to vote for it

And yet! SHAN'T!!!

 

[ButterTart]

She looks like she'd piss in her assistant's shoes if the bowl of M&Ms in her dressing room hadn't been sorted by colour and approximate weight.

 

[D5K]

Gammon alert! But the good kind, before brexit stole that word

 

[Alla]

For me this is so average. Unimpressed.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I hope at least @ButterTart is enjoying the boobs

 

[dmlaw]

Likely to do better in boobs rate than in singing rate. Like Azerbaijan.

 

[Tisch]

Don't remember this at all but it's QUITE NICE. Wish that chorus was a bit bigger though

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary
11 Italy
05 Israel
10 Bulgaria
-1 Sweden
06 Germany
11 France
01 Poland
11 Australia
08 Cyprus
05 Serbia
00 Lithuania
08 Croatia
11 Russia
11 Spain
05 Latvia
10 Ukraine
06 Malta

 

[Tisch]

Looks like a contender for Boobrate though

 

[win_the_game]

This was so much better in studio version

 

[ButterTart]

I hope at least @ButterTart is enjoying the boobs

They're a milky set of udders alright. Am I right in thinking she was 36 months pregnant?

 

[Alla]

she came 2nd in 2002 with SEVENTH WONDER

Good for her.

 

[D5K]

This is no seventh wonder. It’s more like 1/7 wonder.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
08 France
05 Poland
427 Australia
09 Cyprus
02 Serbia
07 Lithuania
06 Croatia
426 Russia
08 Spain
08 Latvia
01 Ukraine
06 Malta

 

[Lucille]

Off topic but I’ve got a battered sausage that I’m dying to eat but it hurts too much to swallow.

 

[Penelope]

I always keep expecting the chorus to go into Charlotte Perrelli - Bullet so this song is always fated to be utterly disappointing for me.

 

[Suomi]

Omg at the fact that we still have more 11/10 bangers to come

 

[Raining on Me]

05 Azerbaijan
05 Hungary
08 Italy
07 Israel
11 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
08 Germany
09 France
07 Poland
12 Australia
07 Cyprus
06 Serbia
04 Lithuania
09 Croatia
10 Russia
08 Spain
09 Latvia
08 Ukraine
07 Malta

 

[Penelope]

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
12455 Italy
10/00 Israel
12455 Bulgaria
04 Sweden
10 Germany
08 France
12455/-1 Poland
10 Australia
04 Cyprus
-1 Serbia
08 Lithuania
08 Croatia
12455 Russia
06 Spain
00 Latvia
12455 Ukraine
06 Malta

 

[Soldi]

Off topic but I’ve got a battered sausage that I’m dying to eat but it hurts too much to swallow.

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden
4 Germany
72 France
58 Poland
92 Australia
62 Cyprus
52 Serbia
78 Lithuania
06 Croatia
70 Russia
71 Spain
68 Latvia
97 Ukraine
43 Malta

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
09 France
-99999 Poland
09 Australia
03 Cyprus
03 Serbia
00 Lithuania
02 Croatia
09 Russia
02 Spain
08 Lithuania
01 Malta

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary
07 Italy
10 Israel
09 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
03 Germany
10 France
-986 Shaved Cheryl Cole
12 Australia
08 Cyprus
05 Serbia
08 Lithuania
03 Croatia
11 Russia
09 Spain
10 Latvia
00 Ukraine
07 Malta

PROPER MUSIC INCOMING. Hold on to your pearls.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Off topic but I’ve got a battered sausage that I’m dying to eat but it hurts too much to swallow.

What did you DO last night?

 

[win_the_game]

SET YOUR SCREENS TO EPILEPSY

 

[Soldi]

Ooh I LIKE this one

 

[Alla]

Oh this is really good.

 

[Suomi]

I compare this Georgian song to Its Magic by Girls Aloud because it releases all the good stuff at the end

 

[COB]

Gosh G:son really has his fingers in so many of tonight's pies!

 

[Penelope]

Ladies I HOPE YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR ECCIES!

 

[OutSynk]

01 Ukraine

00 Ukraine

I have very uncomfortable question to you