Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[D5K]

Never understood the love for this.

Because you’re dead inside

 

[Lucille]

I bet this one loves to have someone cum on her chin and slap her.

 

[Beverley]

Who was it on here that said her French is terrible?

Who gives a fuck tho, cos it's a banger

 

[ButterTart]

Oh you just KNOW Zoe is an UTTERLY HISTRIONIC NIGHTMARE WHO'S STILL OBSESSED WITH HER FATHER in real life

We've so much in common, is she single?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Never understood the love for this.

BAN THIS SHIT

 

[AlgoAlex]

I know this is twee but I still like. i wonder how it would have sounded IN GERMAN

 

[Dark Carnival]

Who was it on here that said her French is terrible?

Who gives a fuck tho, cos it's a banger

Ermmm her French is impeccable!

 

[dmlaw]

Better than (nearly) anything that actual France have sent in ages.

 

[D5K]

Loving the tubular bells in the backing track

 

[Apoca]

JAMALA RUINS LIVES. FIRST SHE DENIES SERGEY, THEN SHE DEPRIVES US OF MARUV.

Evil witch.

 

[Dark Carnival]

A la recherche DU PARADIIIIIS!

 

[Beverley]

It clearly needed Zoe to lift her wig and for rose petals to Cascade out

 

[Soldi]

I would like this more if INDILA had recorded it, I think.

Omg imagine Derniere Danse at ESC

 

[Penelope]

I'M HAVING A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK AT HOW GOOD THIS IS!!!

 

[Raining on Me]

I do feel poor Zoe needed to be rather more VOCAL on this otherwise rousing ditty

 

[ButterTart]

This is actually also a banger. If dancing wasn't the motorway to Sodom I'd consider throwing a shape to it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

God I'm SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Better than (nearly) anything that actual France have sent in ages.

Did you HEAR Amir?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
08 France
05 Poland
427 Australia
09 Cyprus
02 Serbia
07 Lithuania
06 Croatia
426 Russia
08 Spain
08 Latvia
01 Ukraine
06 Malta
08 Georgia
10 Austria

 

[Beverley]

Ermmm her French is impeccable!

SOMEBODY SAID IT

 

[COB]

Omg imagine Derniere Danse at ESC

I'd die on the fucking spot

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCKING DOUZE!!

 

[Alla]

She looks so FRAGILE.

 

[Madison]

Who was it on here that said her French is terrible?

Who gives a fuck tho, cos it's a banger

It’s a lovely song, but a banger needs bangs.

 

[Beverley]

Omg imagine Derniere Danse at ESC

OMG WIG

 

[Penelope]

ENCHANTE! ENCHANTE! EN DANSE! EN DANSE!

FLAILING AND MINCING HYSTERICALLY IN MY ROOM!!!!

 

[dmlaw]

Did you HEAR Amir?!

Yes. Yes I did.

 

[Alla]

Oh IVETA!

 

[Dark Carnival]

SOMEBODY SAID IT

Well BELIEVE me coz I'm actually FRENCH

 

[AlgoAlex]

STARS they really have the X factor :/

 

[Beverley]

JAMALA RUINS LIVES. FIRST SHE DENIES SERGEY, THEN SHE DEPRIVES US OF MARUV.

Evil witch.

It were REPARATIONS!

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh COSTA COFFEE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
09 France
-99999 Poland
09 Australia
03 Cyprus
03 Serbia
00 Lithuania
02 Croatia
09 Russia
02 Spain
08 Lithuania
01 Malta
04 Georgia
09 Austria

 

[Alla]

Oh no, first we have THIS

 

[Penelope]

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
12455 Italy
10/00 Israel
12455 Bulgaria
04 Sweden
10 Germany
08 France
12455/-1 Poland
10 Australia
04 Cyprus
-1 Serbia
08 Lithuania
08 Croatia
12455 Russia
06 Spain
00 Latvia
12455 Ukraine
06 Malta
09 Georgia
12455 Austria

 

[ButterTart]

Such dynamic young gents. This was the start of our 'it's not bad, it's just not memorable' phase.

 

[Raining on Me]

05 Azerbaijan
05 Hungary
08 Italy
07 Israel
11 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
08 Germany
09 France
07 Poland
12 Australia
07 Cyprus
06 Serbia
04 Lithuania
09 Croatia
10 Russia
08 Spain
09 Latvia
08 Ukraine
07 Malta
07 Georgia
08 Austria

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden
4 Germany
72 France
58 Poland
92 Australia
62 Cyprus
52 Serbia
78 Lithuania
06 Croatia
70 Russia
71 Spain
68 Latvia
97 Ukraine
90 Georgia
68 Austria

 

[win_the_game]

These two radiate STAR QUALITY

 

[Beverley]

Well BELIEVE me coz I'm actually FRENCH

*NOW* you are, miss phoenicia