Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Alla]

More split screen.

 

[ButterTart]

What did you DO last night?

Deep throated a battered sausage without realising it was still frozen.

 

[D5K]

This song still astounds me. Universally hated in the run up to the contest, then the performance just transforms it into a eurovision classic.

 

[win_the_game]

Ladies I HOPE YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR ECCIES!

Inhaling my POPPERS SOCK right now

 

[Soldi]

This isn’t FUN to watch when PISSED THOUGH

 

[Beverley]

Off topic but I’ve got a battered sausage that I’m dying to eat but it hurts too much to swallow.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING

 

[Alla]

The camera work here is 10/10 in my humble opinion. It really sells the shit out of this.

 

[ButterTart]

This has the best fucking drop of any Eurovision song ever.

 

[Dark Carnival]

More split screen.

Must be the year that filter was added on Insta

 

[dmlaw]

I find it very hard not to dislike this simply because Young Georgian Lolitaz is just about the most unappealing name for a band ever.

 

[win_the_game]

This really is CLASSIC TOTP 2 until it goes FULL ON MENTAL

 

[Beverley]

OMG I just realised we haven't had Armenia

 

[ButterTart]

I really want to go to a festival and take a load of poorly-cut pills.

 

[Penelope]

Thinking of all those years heterosexuality failed miserably in selling itself to the masses because it didn't realise until now that THE SECRET IS MDMA

 

[Lucille]

Omg my comedowns over and I’m high again.

 

[Alla]

I forgot how fucking good this was.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
08 France
05 Poland
427 Australia
09 Cyprus
02 Serbia
07 Lithuania
06 Croatia
426 Russia
08 Spain
08 Latvia
01 Ukraine
06 Malta
08 Georgia

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
09 France
-99999 Poland
09 Australia
03 Cyprus
03 Serbia
00 Lithuania
02 Croatia
09 Russia
02 Spain
08 Lithuania
01 Malta
04 Georgia

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary
07 Italy
10 Israel
09 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
03 Germany
10 France
-986 Shaved Cheryl Cole
12 Australia
08 Cyprus
05 Serbia
08 Lithuania
03 Croatia
11 Russia
09 Spain
10 Latvia
00 Ukraine
07 Malta
336, 867 Georgia

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden
4 Germany
72 France
58 Poland
92 Australia
62 Cyprus
52 Serbia
78 Lithuania
06 Croatia
70 Russia
71 Spain
68 Latvia
97 Ukraine
90 Georgia

 

[Raining on Me]

05 Azerbaijan
05 Hungary
08 Italy
07 Israel
11 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
08 Germany
09 France
07 Poland
12 Australia
07 Cyprus
06 Serbia
04 Lithuania
09 Croatia
10 Russia
08 Spain
09 Latvia
08 Ukraine
07 Malta
07 Georgia

 

[Lucille]

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING

Don’t snort MDMA girls.

 

[Penelope]

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
12455 Italy
10/00 Israel
12455 Bulgaria
04 Sweden
10 Germany
08 France
12455/-1 Poland
10 Australia
04 Cyprus
-1 Serbia
08 Lithuania
08 Croatia
12455 Russia
06 Spain
00 Latvia
12455 Ukraine
06 Malta
09 Georgia AND WHAT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I really want to go to a festival and take a load of poorly-cut pills.

The BLUER the BETTER.

 

[win_the_game]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM! FUCKING ROCK AND ROLL

 

[Penelope]

Don’t snort MDMA girls.

IDIOT!

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG WE'RE ONLY JUST GETTING ZOE

WHAT A YEAR

 

[Alla]

OMG I just realised we haven't had Armenia

More amazing camera work coming soon

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Don’t snort MDMA girls.

Oh HUN!

Bomb it!

 

[ButterTart]

I find it very hard not to dislike this simply because Young Georgian Lolitaz is just about the most unappealing name for a band ever.

I said earlier, this whole contest is for the benefit of the fedora crowd.

 

[Soldi]

FUCKING BRILLIANT AND OMG AUSTRIA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This song is so cute.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OUI MOI JE VOLE AUSSI!

 

[Madison]

Why is she singing in this weird language?

 

[D5K]

The most terrified performer since roberto bellarosa

 

[ButterTart]

Austrian Verruca Salt! Fucking Hell this year just gives and gives.

 

[Penelope]

Oh you just KNOW Zoe is an UTTERLY HISTRIONIC NIGHTMARE WHO'S STILL OBSESSED WITH HER FATHER in real life

 

[win_the_game]

Never understood the love for this.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sans aucun doute je te suis

 

[COB]

I would like this more if INDILA had recorded it, I think.