Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[win_the_game]

What's with the Czech homophobia? Shitting all over their gay porn past there.

 

[AlgoAlex]

The best rapper in San Marino

Only cos Valentina monetta hasn’t tried to rap yet

 

[ButterTart]

Is that Warrior woman?

 

[Soldi]

Georgia gave Ukraine 12 and Russia 0

 

[Soldi]

Omg she fell into a river

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Only cos Valentina monetta hasn’t tried to rap yet

It really is just a waiting game.

 

[Penelope]

God, imagine the sheer FURY that must have been going on in that green room at all those apexes of Western art being BEHIND THE UK IN THE VOTING AT THIS POINT

 

[Lucille]

Sit on my face Malta!!!

 

[win_the_game]

Mr Malta is

 

[Dark Carnival]

Would fuck Malta

 

[AlgoAlex]

Malta’s main job as a waiter

 

[Soldi]

Malta, you won’t put together a spectacular performance love

 

[Madison]

Would fuck Malta (if he stopped talking about JESC).

 

[Soldi]

 

[win_the_game]

FUCK OFF MALTA!

 

[D5K]

And to think I was sure the Maltese 12 was going to Azerbaijan.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

DOUZE FOR THE UK!

How quickly we forget!

 

[AlgoAlex]

It really is just a waiting game.

We really need to start a campaign

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder if the Uk actually believed that they were in for a good result at this point.

 

[Alla]

Malta always uses a random generator of votes, right?

 

[Soldi]

And to think I was sure the Maltese 12 was going to Azerbaijan.

Omg DR EUROVISION bribed the JURIES

 

[win_the_game]

I'm amazed the UK has 31 points so far.

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAAAAS 12 Iveta!!

 

[Lucille]

Omg at that douze for the UK.

More homophobic than the bombing of the Admiral Duncan.

 

[VoR]

Spain impressed by Armenia's 'extraordinary voice'.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sweden getting more 12 points

 

[VoR]

NOBODY REMEMBERS YOUR 13TH PLACED WHISTLE SONG FROM TWO YEARS AGO SEBALTER

 

[Soldi]

Omg at that douze for the UK.

More homophobic than the bombing of the Admiral Duncan.

 

[Soldi]

WHISTLING BLOKE OOO

 

[Lucille]

SO NICE TO SEE YOU

Not even pretending at this point.

 

[COB]

I loved Sebalter

 

[win_the_game]

Petra's PAINED GRINACE @ the whistling is

 

[dmlaw]

Malta always uses a random generator of votes, right?

It's our only neighbourly vote given that those treacherous Irish can't be trusted.

 

[AlgoAlex]

@Madison I get a Welsh flag?! How dare you! All those years of fear that they’d rampage across the border into Gloucestershire

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What a lovely Danish accent.

 

[ButterTart]

What is this Danish woman's accent?

 

[Soldi]

“You really made everyone cum together “

 

[Madison]

Here's the full Moopy result:

Spoiler

01. Australia 144
02. Russia 138
03. Bulgaria 135
04. Italy 99
05. Ukraine 93
06. Austria 78
07. Armenia 75
08. France 69
09. Georgia 58
10. Latvia 45
11. Spain 43
12. Azerbaijan 17
13. Cyprus 17
14. Czech Republic 13
15. Poland 13
16. Croatia 12
17. Belgium 10
18. Lithuania 9
19. Germany 8
20. Serbia 7
21. Hungary 6
22. Israel 5
23. Malta 4
24. Sweden 2
25. United Kingdom 2
26. Netherlands 0

Here's the full voting table:
https://scorewiz.eu/scoreboard/sheet/322182/moopy-eurovision-re-watch-2016/xfH8WTY8

 

[Penelope]

Love the quiet cruelty of this early flurry for the UK basically being IT for the votes they got this year

 

[D5K]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO