Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Zu]

Where the FUCK have you been hiding you creep.

! HOW DARE YOU!

Difficult to say actually. Mmm... the wonder of VALIUM

 

[Soldi]

ISRAEL?! REALLY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Petra's SURPRISE at Israel getting 12 sorry points from Germany.

 

[ButterTart]

I'd slip Germany a finger.

I already have. Surprisingly baggy.

 

[D5K]

After the jury vote, the producers went into this show tonight convinced that Australia's win was a mere formality.

To be fair with Eurovision it's always refreshing to get an unexpected result.

Except I somehow manage to be disappointed if the winner is the one we expect, and also disappointed half the time if it's a surprise.

 

[Soldi]

Omg 6 points for the SKRIPALS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Petra just non stop shade.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Nothing from Russia to Ukraine

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I feel very much like JAMALA right now, except my personal attacks are towards Andrea Leadsom

Someone clearly doesn't understand the struggles of motherhood

 

[Penelope]

You know Hamburg really does sound an absolute HOOT every year

 

[win_the_game]

ISRAEL?! REALLY

APOLOGISTS on the jury obviously.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I already have. Surprisingly baggy.

Not a surprise

 

[win_the_game]

You know Hamburg really does sound an absolute HOOT every year

FERAL.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We COULDN'T be MORE EXCITED

 

[ButterTart]

These 12 points for Armenia are putting me in mind of Brexit. They clearly didn't know what they were voting for.

 

[Soldi]

YES MICHEILIN WOMAN

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAAAS ITALY

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMGGGGGG !!!!

 

[Penelope]

Darlings of course Germany gave their 12 to Israel! They're hardly a land known for their AVERSION to a STOUT LESBIAN!

 

[COB]

Italy on 69, NICE

 

[D5K]

Speaking of sending to the glue factory, didn't Australia get rid of her?

 

[ButterTart]

Here's the sexy twiglet from Australia.

 

[Dark Carnival]

THIS QUEEEEEEEN

 

[Tisch]

I LOVE THIS WOMAN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Australia need to bring back this QUEEN!

 

[D5K]

Italy on 69, NICE

I preferred NICR

 

[Madison]

Belgium?!

 

[win_the_game]

I do hope she hosts when Australia eventually win.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Belgium third. ok.

 

[ButterTart]

Belgium? Fuck off, you're not even in Europe.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A still of BOB?

 

[Soldi]

I do hope she hosts when Australia eventually win.

Omg imagine her during the voting

 

[VoR]

Christ, male pattern baldness hit Axel Hirsoux like a ton of bricks!

 

[win_the_game]

Fuck Belgium are currently 3rd! I don't remember them doing this well at all.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The UK giving us points

 

[Penelope]

I do love the overwhelming ODOUR from Lee Lin Chin that she could CUT YOU DOWN AT A THOUSAND PACES if she so wished

 

[Soldi]

RICHARD OSMAN

 

[COB]

I preferred NICR

HOW DARE YOU point out my typos

 

[Madison]

GEORGIA - YES!!

 

[Soldi]

The UK giving us points

It’s was me hun