OG Kalavision (No longer taking place) (1 Viewer)

[Zu]

I’m liking ROULETTE LU’s approach to really splashing out on the bets

Mind you I go the other way and my only two Eurovision bets (and total floppages) have each been for a very stupid and highly rash £50 which I DON’T recommend

 

[Tisch]

I’m liking ROULETTE LU’s approach to really splashing out on the bets

Mind you I go the other way and my only two Eurovision bets (and total floppages) have each been for a very stupid and highly rash £50 which I DON’T recommend

Bets aren't worth it if you're not going to win big though. My dad puts the occasional FLUTTER on the 'football' but he puts on bets for 50p or £1. £1.20 if he's feeling FLUSH.

 

[Lucille]

I can’t remember the odds but it was something like 30-1 at that point.

 

[Zu]

Bets aren't worth it if you're not going to win big though. My dad puts the occasional FLUTTER on the 'football' but he puts on bets for 50p or £1. £1.20 if he's feeling FLUSH.

But (old story alert - look away if bored already ) I was so convinced that Malta would win in the Conchita year and bring in the £££. And if you wondered why I was especially pissed off about Hatari not winning (apart from it being the greatest ESC entry ever and them being totally robbed)... WELL

 

[COB]

Thanks for this reminder Lucille, my £7.50 was sitting in the account so I've swiftly pocketed it

 

[Kala]

I have only ever bet ONCE at Eurovision, in 2011 when I put £50 on France as soon as the song was released at something like 50-1. Within an hour it was 5-2 favourite. I thought I was doing WELL. But then he performed live...

I have never laid a bet since.

 

[SDF]

It took me a minute to realise you weren't all putting on bets for Kalavision

 

[Soldi]

Sweden NUL POINTS

 

[Zu]

It took me a minute to realise you weren't all putting on bets for Kalavision

Oh can you imagine. *swishes into Paddy Power* “Morning guv. There’s this, er, chat lounge...”

 

[SDF]

Right loves, I think i'm submitting my entry

Wish me luck x

 

[COB]

I've made some progress on the THING I'm doing for this, it's top secret but I'm quite excited!

 

[Alla]

Right loves, I think i'm submitting my entry

Wish me luck x

Think that you can only do better. xxx

 

[Kate]

I've made some progress on the THING I'm doing for this, it's top secret but I'm quite excited!

A THING? How exciting.

 

[ButterTart]

A THING? How exciting.

I can't wait. I hope it's not that party trick with the battered Mars bar again, we're still banned from the Harry Ramsden because of that.

 

[Zu]

Oh please. We ALL know it was a Toblerone

 

[ButterTart]

Oh please. We ALL know it was a Toblerone

It was actually a fence post, I just didn't want to embarrass him.

 

[COB]

Listen, if it gets the punters interested then it's all worth it

 

[Zu]

It was actually a fence post, I just didn't want to embarrass him.

Actually a bollard but mine’s not to judge

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hope COB is Scotland and doing his own entry.

 

[COB]

I hope COB is Scotland and doing his own entry.

I'm covering All This Time with help from a VERY special guest...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm covering All This Time with help from a VERY special guest...

Marti Pellow?

 

[ButterTart]

I'm covering All This Time with help from a VERY special guest...

I really hope you do the first few bars and then that woman pokes her head around the door and asks 'who doesn't know how to flush a toilet after they've had a SHIT?'

 

[COB]

Fuck, back to the drawing board

 

[Phoenix]

When will the first part be released? Is it planned for next Sunday?

 

[Zu]

Fuck, back to the drawing board

Never mind, there’s always her off Deacon Blue

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Never mind, there’s always her off Deacon Blue

Singer AND actress!

 

[Zu]

@COB’s language has been fabulously coarse of late. Rum my hole. She’s quite obviously on the Buckfast

 

[ButterTart]

Never mind, there’s always her off Deacon Blue

I've just googled her, and apparently she's only 55! Amazing that she's thirty-two years younger than Madonna and they started their careers around the same time.

 

[Lucille]

Oh please. We ALL know it was a Toblerone

BATTERED?

 

[ButterTart]

BATTERED?

It will be after @COB's finished with it.

 

[straightorbroken]

The Scottish entry leaked. It starts as a daring spoken word peice:

 

[win_the_game]

I really hope you do the first few bars and then that woman pokes her head around the door and asks 'who doesn't know how to flush a toilet after they've had a SHIT?'

DISGUSTIN’!!

 

[D5K]

Right, I've submitted my entry.

I had a last minute panic when I saw the instructions said that the bio must be less than 50 words, so had to cut down my finely-crafted 50 word masterpiece. I'm sure anyone who has submitted 50 will be rightly disqualified.

 

[OutSynk]

I'm sure anyone who has submitted 50 will be rightly disqualified.

Or Kala will cut everything that comes after the 49th word.

 

[SDF]

I didn’t count my words

 

[win_the_game]

The Scottish entry leaked. It starts as a daring spoken word peice:

God I miss Joyce Falconer on River City.

Bit disappointed with COB's choice though. I thought West coast legend MAY MILLER was a shoo-in.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have submitted my song and already regret it. Should I have went for my second place? Probably, but it is TOO LATE NOW!

 

[OutSynk]

Where is the SCHEDULE for this? Where is the PROMO? When are the songs revealed? When are the semis? Are the songs revealed in the semis? The UNCERTAINTY of it all.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Where is the SCHEDULE for this? Where is the PROMO? When are the songs revealed? When are the semis? Are the songs revealed in the semis? The UNCERTAINTY of it all.

Maybe @Kalabaliken just doesn't have the time!

 

[straightorbroken]

I've already moved on to my next entry for this or ASFM