Lexxi-Mae Friday

[ButterTart]

I wanted to give today a classy name. You know, something different and unusual.
I was down to this, Freya-May, Lexxi-Grayce, or Leah-Jayde.

Tomorrow will be either Cayden, Brayden or Jayden Saturday.

 

[ButterTart]

How are we all celebrating DEAD GERMANS DAY?

 

[octophone]

How are we all celebrating DEAD GERMANS DAY?

By standing at Dover shouting "YOU LOST GET OVER IT" whilst draped in a union flag, a St George's flag and wearing a mask of Winston Churchill, like someone who has well and truly got over it.

 

[octophone]

(also, my eldest niece is called Alexandra Maisie Surname )

 

[big ron]

How are we all celebrating DEAD GERMANS DAY?

By reminding people of the atrocities committed by the British Empire

 

[ButterTart]

(also, my eldest niece is called Alexandra Maisie Surname )

Is Surname a common surname in Scotland? Do you call her Lexxi-Mae?

 

[octophone]

Is Surname a common surname in Scotland? Do you call her Lexxi-Mae?

Very and no. And even if her parents did, I bloody wouldn't.

 

[Zu]

I really need to do something else today rather than merrily relaxing in the lounge so please call me a disgusting cunt, send death threats or electrocute me if I post anything, please

 

[ButterTart]

Very and no. And even if her parents did, I bloody wouldn't.

One of my best mates has Alexandra as her middle name, which I always found dead classy. Especially considering she's from Sale.

 

[octophone]

so please call me a disgusting cunt, send death threats or electrocute me if I post anything, please

But you said all of those turn you on?

 

[wendy the Go_At]

One of my best mates has Alexandra as her middle name, which I always found dead classy. Especially considering she's from Sale.

That's my sister's name. Through she has abbreviated it and has a 'quirky' spelling involving a Y

 

[octophone]

One of my best mates has Alexandra as her middle name, which I always found dead classy. Especially considering she's from Sale.

I like Alexandra...the good thing about it is that you have options: Alexandra, Alex, Sandra, Xandra, Lexxi, Lex...depending on who you want to be. You don't get that with "Claire", eh?

 

[Zu]

But you said all of those turn you on?

Well obviously there was a reason for offering those three particular options

 

[Indie]

I like Alexandra...the good thing about it is that you have options: Alexandra, Alex, Sandra, Xandra, Lexxi, Lex...depending on who you want to be. You don't get that with "Claire", eh?

Claire: Claire, Air, Clacla, the big C, C-dawg, e-claire, lairy

 

[Star]

I wanted to give today a classy name. You know, something different and unusual.
I was down to this, Freya-May, Lexxi-Grayce, or Leah-Jayde.

Tomorrow will be either Cayden, Brayden or Jayden Saturday.

 

[Dark Carnival]

How are we all celebrating DEAD GERMANS DAY?

I'm treating myself to a nice patriotic Französisch croissant.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I wanted to give today a classy name. You know, something different and unusual.
I was down to this, Freya-May, Lexxi-Grayce, or Leah-Jayde.

Tomorrow will be either Cayden, Brayden or Jayden Saturday.

BUGGER I had a perfect thread name in tribute to our favourite spammer


Chào bạnk holiday Friday

 

[ButterTart]

That's my sister's name. Through she has abbreviated it and has a 'quirky' spelling involving a Y

Have a word. There was a girl at my school called Emma who decided she wanted to make her name unique, so dropped one of the m's. Ema isn't even pronounced the same way.

 

[Soldi]

People are waving ENGLAND FLAGS HERE and well as their BREXIT BUNTING. I want to fucking DIE.

 

[ButterTart]

I like Alexandra...the good thing about it is that you have options: Alexandra, Alex, Sandra, Xandra, Lexxi, Lex...depending on who you want to be. You don't get that with "Claire", eh?

With a name like that, Alexander or Alex are the way forward.

My first name is four letters long and you can't do owt with it. I ended up 'Puke' or 'Mucas' or just being told to 'use the force'.

50p and a miniature bag of skittles if anyone correctly guesses what my first name is, the clues are there if you look hard enough.

 

[Star]

I still remember when I sent you something in the post addressed to 'Buttertart'

 

[big ron]

One of my best mates has Alexandra as her middle name, which I always found dead classy. Especially considering she's from Sale.

Sales rate classy.

 

[wendy the Go_At]

With a name like that, Alexander or Alex are the way forward.

My first name is four letters long and you can't do owt with it. I ended up 'Puke' or 'Mucas' or just being told to 'use the force'.

50p and a miniature bag of skittles if anyone correctly guesses what my first name is, the clues are there if you look hard enough.

Alright Skywalker.
Mine is also 4 letters and cannot be abbreviated but more annoyingly, people mispronounce it and add a u and make me sound terribly COMMON (if you can guess that, kudos!)

 

[Dark Carnival]

With a name like that, Alexander or Alex are the way forward.

My first name is four letters long and you can't do owt with it. I ended up 'Puke' or 'Mucas' or just being told to 'use the force'.

50p and a miniature bag of skittles if anyone correctly guesses what my first name is, the clues are there if you look hard enough.

Chad

 

[ButterTart]

I bet Vera Lynn (The olden says name for Vearah-Lin) is right pissed off she's not allowed out today. She'd have been fucking coining it in.

 

[octophone]

Clacla

Don't give Grimes ideas.

 

[ButterTart]

Don't give Grimes ideas.

It was only earlier this week I realised that collection of letters and numbers was the child's ACTUAL name. Phoenix Chi I can make my peace with, but stuff like that really pisses me off. I was saying as much yesterday to my daughter Moon Unit Tart.

 

[Rachey]

One of our Spanish vets is married to an English man and they have just named their child Beatrice Trotter.

Mandy's making me go on a long walk today even tho I've got blisters on my feet. Bitch.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

One of our Spanish vets is married to an English man and they have just named their child Beatrice Trotter.

I suddenly want to get a Shetland pony

 

[ButterTart]

One of our Spanish vets is married to an English man and they have just named their child Beatrice Trotter.

Mandy's making me go on a long walk today even tho I've got blisters on my feet. Bitch.

Please tell me Trotter is their surname, and they're not just massive David Jason fans.

One of my cousins named her son Dion, after Dion Dublin because they support Coventry City. Shortly afterwards, Dion Dublin moved to Aston Villa, who they hated. A cautionary tale.

 

[COB]

One of my cousins named her son Dion, after Dion Dublin because they support Coventry City. Shortly afterwards, Dion Dublin moved to Aston Villa, who they hated. A cautionary tale.

Now they can just claim they're huge Homes Under The Hammer fans

 

[ButterTart]

What time is it acceptable to start drinking?

 

[Halli]

Morning, I never do daily threads. Going for a huge long walk down the canal today.

Is Amanda Holden number 1? I don't think so cos streaming

Over and out

 

[win_the_game]

Wow the BBC are really pushing the national jingoism today. I don’t recall us ever making such a big thing about VE day before.

 

[Halli]

Wow the BBC are really pushing the national jingoism today. I don’t recall us ever making such a big thing about VE day before.

its quite a big thing they changed the bank holiday for it

over and out out

 

[lolly]

One of my great nieces is called Lexi-May

 

[Halli]

One of my great nieces is called Lexi-May

Over and out out out

 

[ButterTart]

Wow the BBC are really pushing the national jingoism today. I don’t recall us ever making such a big thing about VE day before.

I suppose it gives people something to focus on during lockdown, and they know a spot of nationalism plays very well with the sizeable minority who still want Brexit.

I'm happy to celebrate it today on account of my granddad was in the war, but I'm not about to pretend we were blameless.

 

[big ron]

Wow the BBC are really pushing the national jingoism today. I don’t recall us ever making such a big thing about VE day before.

Its fucking gross.

 

[ButterTart]

One of my great nieces is called Lexi-May

GREAT nieces?