Lexxi-Mae Friday

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ESSEX IS HISTORICAL AND BEAUTIFUL!!!
 
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BASICALLY we live at the back of an old coal pit and they used to keep EXPLOSIVES in what is now our garden. Some thick cunt decided to BREAK IN and ended up like a 20th century Guy Fawkes :disco:
 
I happened to be halfway through the checkout in Tesco when the 2 minute silence happened. Resisted the temptation to go on a rant about how anybody that voted Tory shouldn't be observing the silence and their respects means nothing when many survivors of VE day are in nursing homes and appear to be classed as acceptable deaths from this virus.

I'm in a bit of a nowty mood today. The dog's beginning to think I've changed his name to Fuck Off Ridley.
 
Floppet said:
I happened to be halfway through the checkout in Tesco when the 2 minute silence happened. Resisted the temptation to go on a rant about how anybody that voted Tory shouldn't be observing the silence and their respects means nothing when many survivors of VE day are in nursing homes and appear to be classed as acceptable deaths from this virus.

I'm in a bit of a nowty mood today. The dog's beginning to think I've changed his name to Fuck Off Ridley.
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Bensons names has now just become ‘OI’. I mean the amount of poor, poor rabbits he’s probably gobbled this spring.. :(
 
Floppet said:
I happened to be halfway through the checkout in Tesco when the 2 minute silence happened. Resisted the temptation to go on a rant about how anybody that voted Tory shouldn't be observing the silence and their respects means nothing when many survivors of VE day are in nursing homes and appear to be classed as acceptable deaths from this virus.
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QUEEN!
 
ButterTart said:
Have a word. There was a girl at my school called Emma who decided she wanted to make her name unique, so dropped one of the m's. Ema isn't even pronounced the same way.
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Reminds me of a BEKI I know.

I also know a Nicola who insists on being Nicci which just makes you want to do an Italian accent.
 
I’ve not had a drink since Saturday, was going to save myself for Eurovision tomorrow, but then again I’m REALLY FUCKING BORED.
 
Lucille said:
I’ve not had a drink since Saturday, was going to save myself for Eurovision tomorrow, but then again I’m REALLY FUCKING BORED.
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Oh GO FOR IT SWEETIE, it’s what CHURCHILL would have wanted.
 
Kate said:
Reminds me of a BEKI I know.

I also know a Nicola who insists on being Nicci which just makes you want to do an Italian accent.
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See, I'd just pronounce that Ni-chee.

I have a friend called Rachael who rages against people called 'Rachel' because they're not spelling it correctly, and a Kathryn who doesn't like the spelling 'Catherine' because she thinks that should be pronounced 'Cather-eye-n'.
 
Having lots of payroll clients I see plenty of weird, wonderful and daft names. A recent apprentice with one of our builders is called Neilly (Boltonians pronounce "nearly" that way). When I rang his boss to check there should be a Y at the end of Neil(l) he said yes, that was correct. So I asked whether they called him Neillybobs. They didn't but they do now :D
 
ButterTart said:
See, I'd just pronounce that Ni-chee.

I have a friend called Rachael who rages against people called 'Rachel' because they're not spelling it correctly, and a Kathryn who doesn't like the spelling 'Catherine' because she thinks that should be pronounced 'Cather-eye-n'.
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In infant school they tried to make me spell my name Catherine but I already knew how to read, write and spell my own name and my mum went mental about it because that's not my name. Mr F often calls me Frin, with the other spelling it'd be Rine, your friend is correct.
 
Floppet said:
In infant school they tried to make me spell my name Catherine but I already knew how to read, write and spell my own name and my mum went mental about it because that's not my name. Mr F often calls me Frin, with the other spelling it'd be Rine, your friend is correct.
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Yeah, I always read it as RINE now whenever I see it, so she's successfully convinced me.
 
My grandad is only called by his very boring first name (Alan) by his brothers and that side of the family everyone else had always called him Jim.
Equally, I've never heard my step dad be called by his actual Indian first name except by passport control. Even his mum calls him by his very English nickname.
 
So 25 years ago MORE OR LESS TODAY on the ANNIVERSARY OF VE DAY BANK HOLIDAY I met the second Mr S at a NIGHTSPOT in DOWNTOWN BEDFORD and that is ALSO pretty much HALF A LIFETIME AGO :shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:

Can't believe we didn't until the THIRD DATE :angel:
 
I've been in the garden and I've heard strains of WISH ME LUCK AS YOU WAVE ME GOODBYE and WE'LL MEET AGAIN drifting in on the breeze

WHATEVS
 
I was gutted to find out Liam Gallagher isnt an actual Liam. The fraud.
 
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