Lexxi-Mae Friday

[ButterTart]

I've heard strains of WISH ME LUCK AS YOU WAVE ME GOODBYE

Hilda Ogden having another leaving party?

 

[big ron]

I've been in the garden and I've heard strains of WISH ME LUCK AS YOU WAVE ME GOODBYE and WE'LL MEET AGAIN drifting in on the breeze

WHATEVS

My neighbours are dressed up and everything, but then she does just love an excuse for fannying about, she dressed her window for valentines!

 

[ButterTart]

I was gutted to find out Liam Gallagher isnt an actual Liam. The fraud.

Well he wouldn’t have been half as popular if he was still going by Muriel.

 

[floppet]

I've been in the garden and I've heard strains of WISH ME LUCK AS YOU WAVE ME GOODBYE and WE'LL MEET AGAIN drifting in on the breeze

WHATEVS

Spawn facetimed me earlier, complained that the neighbours were playing shit sixties music too loud. Her fiance said from off screen "it's not sixties, it's Vera Lynn".

 

[Zu]

Has anyone won the 50p and miniature bag of Skittles yet?

@ButterTart I do declare it’s LUKE and I want the luxury goods RIGHT NOW!

 

[ButterTart]

Has anyone won the 50p and miniature bag of Skittles yet?

@ButterTart I do declare it’s LUKE and I want the luxury goods RIGHT NOW!

A newly minted Brexit 50p and some bits of painted gravel because I ate the Skittles are winging their way to you.

 

[Zu]

DELICIOUS

#soproud #iamthewinner #arsehighbehindthebins

By the way the posting hiatus finished at 16:00 so no death threats please girls

 

[Tisch]

My neighbours pumped out quite loudly rule Britannia TWICE while I was out back building a barbecue

They're not even ENGLISH.

 

[Soldi]

Sat with the neighbours on our FRONT LAWNS and have just finished Prosecco bottle #1

 

[Indie]

All this name variation chat always brings me back to this: https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...rent-ways-of-saying-their-name-20160306106853

 

[Zu]

My neighbours pumped out quite loudly rule Britannia TWICE while I was out back building a barbecue

They're not even ENGLISH.

Are they FOREIGNS? Maybe they just like the stirring melody

 

[ButterTart]

All this name variation chat always brings me back to this: https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...rent-ways-of-saying-their-name-20160306106853

I’ve always been jealous of the Roberts and Jonathans of this world. So much choice.

 

[Tisch]

Are they FOREIGNS? Maybe they just like the stirring melody

From some place in SARF AFRICA or saink.

 

[Zu]

I’ve always been jealous of the Roberts and Jonathans of this world. So much choice.

Well you could always call yourself LU. Or LULU

 

[Tisch]

I've only just realised I live next door to South Africans one side and a new Zealand lady the other side. COMMONWEALTH UP! None of that European muck round here!

 

[Lucille]

DELICIOUS

#soproud #iamthewinner #arsehighbehindthebins

By the way the posting hiatus finished at 16:00 so no death threats please girls

Ffs I spent all afternoon cutting out letters from my Take a Break magazine.

 

[Lucille]

I've only just realised I live next door to South Africans one side and a new Zealand lady the other side. COMMONWEALTH UP! None of that European muck round here!

Sounds GHASTLY!

 

[Zu]

Ffs I spent all afternoon cutting out letters from my Take a Break magazine.

Not a Chat girl, then?

 

[Lucille]

Not a Chat girl, then?

I’m not COMMON!

 

[Tisch]

Ffs I spent all afternoon cutting out letters from my Take a Break magazine.

We need a thread for all the top tips in Take A Break

 

[Zu]

From some place in SARF AFRICA or saink.

Ooo lovely. Stout thighs, abrasive accents and mangled vowels?

 

[Lucille]

We need a thread for all the top tips in Take A Break

I suppose women don’t have NUT SACKS.

 

[Zu]

I suppose women don’t have NUT SACKS.

Yes, I must say that I’d rather cradle a bollock

 

[Tisch]

Ooo lovely. Stout thighs, abrasive accents and mangled vowels?

Pretty much! And an obsession with me borrowing everything he owns. Which is kind but I DONT WANT TO.

 

[Zu]

Pretty much! And an obsession with me borrowing everything he owns. Which is kind but I DONT WANT TO.

Oh aye

WATCH YER ‘OOP LUV!

 

[ButterTart]

Well you could always call yourself LU. Or LULU

I had a friend who used to call me Lulu. Note that I speak of our friendship in the past tense.

 

[ButterTart]

Just done a spot of al fresco dining (For the Phyllis Steins among you, that's foreign for 'on t'patio'). Now having an Orange WKD and congratulating myself for going an entire afternoon without offending anyone on Moopy.

 

[Kate]

Just done a spot of al fresco dining (For the Phyllis Steins among you, that's foreign for 'on t'patio'). Now having an Orange WKD and congratulating myself for going an entire afternoon without offending anyone on Moopy.

Well excuse me, I am FROTHING about the racism against K/Catherines personally.

 

[ButterTart]

Well excuse me, I am FROTHING about the racism against K/Catherines personally.

I'm sorry, Floppet agrees with me and she can rewire toasters and put up a shed without looking at the instructions, so arguing with her is like arguing with science.

 

[Shirley]

I was annoyed to read that EVERYONE wants to relocate to the country now it turns out you can work from home. I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST. JUSTICE FOR MISANTHROPES

 

[floppet]

My next-door and next-door-but-one neighbours are having a socially-distanced social gathering across their mutual fence with music and alcohol. I haven't been invited.

 

[Soldi]

My next-door and next-door-but-one neighbours are having a socially-distanced social gathering across their mutual fence with music and alcohol. I haven't been invited.

Oh your poor thing We’re having quite the time on our cul-de-sac, you’re more than invited

 

[ButterTart]

My next-door and next-door-but-one neighbours are having a socially-distanced social gathering across their mutual fence with music and alcohol. I haven't been invited.

Go out and have a counter-party in your own garden. Stick a bit of The Prodigy on and show them who's boss.

 

[Zu]

My next-door and next-door-but-one neighbours are having a socially-distanced social gathering across their mutual fence with music and alcohol. I haven't been invited.

How rude! Have a bit of green instead. Much more sophisticated than their rotten party

 

[Lucille]

SHIT ON THEIR DOORSTEPS FLO.

 

[Zu]

Or just throw an open bagful over the fence

 

[Zu]

STONES AND BRICKS are also fun and effective. I was at a soirée a while ago and someone persistently threw small stones at us over the fence. Charming! Mind you that’s Bruce Grove for you

 

[ButterTart]

Just had a nice few minutes chilling with the cows in the field since they were peeping at the dog over the fence. Gave them a few leaves, knocked 'em bandy.

 

[Rita]

I am also having a BIRROVA DO to myself this evening. Well MOST NIGHTS if I am being brutally honest.

 

[Lucille]

Good for you Rita! I’m sure more troops have shot their load on you than Normandy Beach!