Moopyvision 2020: Semi 1: RESULTS

[D5K]

Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
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19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points


Let's go back to some more qualifiers... next into the final is:

GERMANY!

 

[Zu]

I can't even place craotia

It was quite BALKAN if a bit dull and featured nice man singing. Should clear that one up

 

[Tisch]

Very happy with how all this is going. No major shocks so far

 

[Lucille]

It was quite BALKAN if a bit dull and featured nice man singing. Should clear that one up

He looked like a PLUMBER.

 

[Penelope]

Belarus was never going to get a look-in with Ukraine turning up in a flashier version. Ukraine has form for this

Da vidna is nothing LIKE Solovey!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Germany

 

[Tisch]

It was quite BALKAN if a bit dull and featured nice man singing. Should clear that one up

I remembered, tried to describe it to Iguana and couldn't find ANY WORDS.

 

[Iguana]

I found Germany meh

 

[dmlaw]

I am going to need a list of the people who voted for Germany do that they can be DEAD TO ME.

 

[Zu]

He looked like a PLUMBER.

Teeth were a bit too good for him to be a plumber (unfortunately)

 

[ButterTart]

I think I gave points to all of the qualifiers so far.

 

[Zu]

I am going to need a list of the people who voted for Germany do that they can be DEAD TO ME.

 

[Suomi]

Da vidna is nothing LIKE Solovey!

both are sung by women?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I found Germany meh

ANNOYING

 

[Soldi]

Oh if the GERMAN BLOKE had TITS you lot would be ALL OVER IT

 

[Dark Carnival]

both are sung by women?

!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh if the GERMAN BLOKE had TITS you lot would be ALL OVER IT

Nope. Just Buttertart perhaps.

 

[Tisch]

Oh if the GERMAN BLOKE had TITS you lot would be ALL OVER IT

He sounds like he DOES

 

[ButterTart]

Germany was a solid 6.5/10, which makes it God Tier in the 2020 line up.

 

[D5K]

Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
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19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points


Next into the final we have...

AZERBAIJAN!

 

[Penelope]

both are sung by women?

 

[cwej]

I fucking love Germany and I make no apology for it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh Zu

 

[Zu]

If you awful women have had the TEMERITY to not vote for Slovenia, you all get a very hard kick up the gee

 

[Penelope]

Violent Thing is fine. CleopatRRRRA is obviously WORLD-SHAKING

 

[Dark Carnival]

LA CLEOPATRRRRRRRRRRRRRA

 

[D5K]

I fucking love Germany and I make no apology for it.

It really grew on me to become a favourite.

 

[Soldi]

I LIKED this one

 

[Zu]

Habib albi!

Oh @Dark Carnival

 

[Dark Carnival]

The last minute of Cleopatra is EARTH SHATTERING

 

[Penelope]

If you awful women have had the TEMERITY to not vote for Slovenia, you all get a very hard kick up the gee

RIGHT UP YER ISIS

 

[Tisch]

Cleopatrrrrrrrrrrrra!!!!!

LIFE SAVING

 

[Soldi]

A bit whiff of the SOUK too

 

[Penelope]

VoR'S POSTED BTW https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/moo...d-14-croatia-romania-switzerland.98783/page-3

 

[ButterTart]

Azerbaijan is no surprise. There was a whiff of 'let's make do with this and pretend it's amazing' about it, but in the absence of literally anything else worthwhile I can see why it was designated as the banger of the year.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh @Dark Carnival

I'm weak to anything with a WHIFF OF THE SOUK

 

[Tisch]

Stop talking about WHIFFS

 

[Penelope]

LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAA!

*shakes tits and outbids San Marino*

 

[Alla]

Cleopatra an obvious qualifier if I saw one.

 

[Dark Carnival]

VoR'S POSTED BTW https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/moo...d-14-croatia-romania-switzerland.98783/page-3

WHAT A BITCH !