Moopyvision 2020: Semi 1: RESULTS

[ButterTart]

My god, if Netherlands is the final body pulled out of this wreckage...

 

[Zu]

Oh thank goodness

FLARES AHOY!

 

[ButterTart]

SEND THAT GAY SHIT FROM MACEDONIA THROUGH!

Kaliopi?

 

[Penelope]

VASIL and his VELVET VAGENE

 

[D5K]

The camera pans across Jeangu, Montaigne, Sandro, and Vasil's nervous faces.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Let's face it gayz 2021 was going to be in VOLGOGRAD

 

[Soldi]

Kaliopi?

She’s still busy arguing with that Greek bloke about MACEDONIA outside the BAKU CRYSTAL HALL

 

[Dark Carnival]

The camera pans across Jeangu, Montaigne, Sandro, and Vasil's nervous faces.

I just pictured Montaigne's nervous face in clown make-up

 

[dmlaw]

The camera pans across Jeangu, Montaigne, Sandro, and Vasil's nervous faces.

The camera struggles to track Montaigne's face because she is nervously unicycling around the green room. Sadly, the green room is on the third floor and she is heading towards the stairs. Her broken body will be retrieved by the cleaning staff.

 

[Alla]

Uno uno dos cuatro

 

[cwej]

OMG Australia need to make it!!

 

[Iguana]

The suspense!

 

[Soldi]

Uno uno dos cuatro

UNO uno uno

 

[D5K]

Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
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17th - Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life" - 38 points
18th - Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me" - 35 points
19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points


12 songs in, one left to go. The final country going through is...













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AUSTRALIA!

 

[Zu]

I could go right off you.

I already have

And what’s he done with that BUMPTIOUS one? For God’s sake someone, CHECK THE BINS!

 

[Lucille]

I’d let the two singers from Russia do VILE things to me.

 

[cwej]

THANK GOD.

 

[Lucille]

Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
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17th - Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life" - 38 points
18th - Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me" - 35 points
19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points


12 songs in, one left to go. The final country going through is...













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AUSTRALIA!

OH FUCK OFF.

 

[Iguana]

BULLCRAP

 

[Soldi]

I already have

And what’s he done with that BUMPTIOUS one? For God’s sake someone, CHECK THE BINS!

KEEP QUIET CUNT!

 

[Soldi]

Oh and PISS OFF CLOWN LADY

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yay Mountain!

 

[Penelope]

LOVE Don't Break Me but AGOG that Moopy sent through Malta and that CUNT ROT from Romania over that fey old nonsense from Macedonia

 

[win_the_game]

YOU FUCKING DEAF BASTARDS.

 

[Zu]

KEEP QUIET CUNT!

TOO LATE NOW!

 

[Tisch]

With what was left I'm OKAY with that

 

[D5K]

Which means that @Tisch is the lucky poster to get all of their top ten through!

 

[Lucille]

Dreading finding 10 songs from the next semi.

 

[Tisch]

Which means that @Tisch is the lucky poster to get all of their top ten through!

Oh I didn't even realise!

 

[cwej]

Don't Break Me is obviously excellent and if it wasn't for the live performance I think there'd be a lot less negativity about it. (I don't even mind that tbh).

 

[D5K]

I don't see the fuss about Cyprus or North Macedonia (which I struggle to tell apart), but now it's over I can say that you're all DEAD INSIDE for ignoring Grow

 

[win_the_game]

I really dislike you homophobes. Poor Vasil.

 

[dmlaw]

So, you clueless lot have somehow put through four of the six songs that were so obviously bad that the videos didn't deserve a second viewing. I cannot confirm whether Azerbaijan may have got some extra viewings anyway for reasons unrelated to the song.

 

[Iguana]

Which means that @Tisch is the lucky poster to get all of their top ten through!

He's just so populous

 

[Lucille]

I’m fine with all the outs but Cyprus should’ve beaten that vile clown.

 

[ButterTart]

Thank God! All sacrifices are acceptable if it means we sack off Belgium and Netherlands.

 

[Penelope]

Points for the non-qualifiers?

 

[Soldi]

I really dislike you homophobes. Poor Vasil.

JEANGU is a GAY TOO

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Australia CAN FUCK OFF!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I think I put Cyprus and Belgium through out of those who didn't make it. And frankly I'm ok with losing both.