Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[ButterTart]

Austria got a few free mobile phones, I see.

 

[Tisch]

Scott mills looking fuckable

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did Turkey not qualify this year?

 

[D5K]

I remember it being really hard to follow what was going on in the arena; eventually turned on roaming to find some website to live refresh the scores.

 

[Penelope]

Scott TOP, BOTTOM OR VERS?

 

[Dark Carnival]

oh wow the UK giving Russia 10 points...

 

[Beverley]

OMG we didn't give any pointd to Norway

 

[dmlaw]

No Uk points for Norway? I blame the Brexit scum.

 

[Soldi]

Did Turkey not qualify this year?

They sodded off by this point

 

[D5K]

Did Turkey not qualify this year?

They flounced off in a huff this year and never came back.

 

[COB]

Scott TOP, BOTTOM OR VERS?

I've never seen a bigger SIDE in my life!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Again this Jewish queen!

 

[ButterTart]

Nothing from the UK for Norway? Fuck Britain.

 

[Tisch]

Edit I'M DRUNK

 

[Penelope]

oh wow the UK giving Russia 10 points...

Juries at their usual paedophilia I SUSPECT

 

[Zu]

Scott mills looking fuckable

PLEASE GOD NO! How much have you had to drink?

 

[Lucille]

Scott TOP, BOTTOM OR VERS?

Confused as that’s my Christian name and WE ALL know the answer.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Petra didn't get her bitch on quite as much here.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've never seen a bigger SIDE in my life!

He used to get through many a condom back in the day.

 

[Penelope]

Confused as that’s my Christian name and WE ALL know the answer.

You're the least Christian girl I've seen in my LIFE!

 

[ButterTart]

It's not THE Ukraine, anus.

 

[Beverley]

OK I've had enough voting. GOODBYE

 

[Soldi]

Azerbaijan gets 12 JUST as a THUNDERSTORM STARTS HERE

 

[Penelope]

He used to get through many a condom back in the day.

Oh HEAVENS

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg Solayoh is doing miserably

 

[Tisch]

PLEASE GOD NO! How much have you had to drink?

I think he peaked on the early 10ies!

 

[VoR]

I can confirm Scott Mills is MUCH fatter in person.

Although he seemed to have been on some kind of crash diet for Tel Aviv and looked QUITE ILL

 

[Soldi]

OK I've had enough voting. GOODBYE

Come back for 1998 and send me your MARGARET BURGER RENDITION

 

[D5K]

This crowd was more Danish than Swedish wasn't it?

 

[Lucille]

WTF IS THIS THING.

 

[Soldi]

This crowd was more Danish than Swedish wasn't it?

I wouldn’t go to Malmö if I was Swedish...

 

[Penelope]

omg Solayoh is doing miserably

Just wait for the Moopy results love its fine

 

[Soldi]

Has this cunt been in lockdown already?

 

[Penelope]

I wouldn’t go to Malmö if I was Swedish...

Alright NIGEL FARAGE!

 

[Lucille]

I PASSED THROUGH Malmo on the train.

 

[Suomi]

This soviet Mika nightmare has to be the worst spokesperson ever

 

[VoR]

Is this guy GLITCHING?

 

[Penelope]

This soviet Mika nightmare has to be the worst spokesperson ever

So unkind about NEO

 

[ButterTart]

The fuck is the Ukrainian guy? It's like someone explained the word 'rapist' to a small child, and then asked them to draw what they'd just heard.

 

[Madison]

MOOPY RESULT
https://scorewiz.eu/scoreboard/view/324065/moopy-eurovision-re-watch-2013

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