Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Tel Aviv, 2019 (2100 BST 13.05.20)

[Soldi]

Oh it’s OUR MICHAEL

 

[Madison]

Next you'll be saying Jon-Henrik Fjällgren isn't really Sami

He’s from Devon.

 

[win_the_game]

DO US PROUD MIKEY

 

[Penelope]

Work that advanced choreo Michael!

 

[GNL]

This Hartlepool gay getting to recreate the G U Y video for his VT, then being cruelly dumped back in hell. Poor guy.

 

[Penelope]

This Hartlepool gay getting to recreate the G U Y video for his VT, then being cruelly dumped back in hell. Poor guy.

 

[Madison]

MEN: STOP PUTTING LOW NOTES IN SONGS IF YOU CANT HIT THEM

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Penelope]

Oh Michael, not skinny jeans over a 38 inch waist

 

[win_the_game]

Forever the QUEEN OF HARTLEPOOL

 

[ButterTart]

We had Steve Pemberton in the last song, and here he comes again. This time in character as Tubbs.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Michael, not skinny jeans over a 38 inch waist

Fuck off, I'm a 38 waist!

 

[Penelope]

Love/hate that John Lundvik submitted this to Christer Björkman and he told him to fuck off and come back with something good

 

[Penelope]

Fuck off, I'm a 38 waist!

And you SHOULDN'T BE WEARING SKINNY JEANS!

 

[Soldi]

Is he an ACTUAL GAY or what?

 

[Penelope]

SAHLENE ALERT!

 

[win_the_game]

The UK staging is always so amateur

 

[Penelope]

Is he an ACTUAL GAY or what?

Do you REALLY need that one answering?

 

[GNL]

Is he an ACTUAL GAY or what?

Have you seen his HAND MOVEMENTS?

 

[ButterTart]

And you SHOULDN'T BE WEARING SKINNY JEANS!

I'm not, my legs are made of denim.

 

[win_the_game]

Is that LINDA PRITCHARD on backing vox? Her career has really hit the skids.

 

[Madison]

BIGGER!

 

[Soldi]

Do you REALLY need that one answering?

I was wondering if he had CONFIRMED IT himself, a bit like ButterTart once again

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
07 Greece
00 Israel
10 Norway
02 UK

 

[ButterTart]

'Am livin ma dweem!'

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia
76 Cyprus
83 The Netherlands
57 Greece
36 Israel
92 Norway
10 United Kingdom

 

[Penelope]

AH'M LIVIN MAH DREAM!

Oh BLESS!

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
03 Greece
10 Israel
12455 Norway
08 United Kingdom

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania
04 Czechia
01 Germany
03 Russia
07 Denmark
11 San Marino
07 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
08 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
06 Greece
05 Israel
11 Norway
02 UK IM LIVIN ME DREEEM

 

[win_the_game]

I'M LIVIN' M'DREAM! SHALOM!

 

[GNL]

I was wondering if he had CONFIRMED IT himself, a bit like ButterTart once again

Is he NOT OUT?

I'll apologise on screen

 

[Penelope]

I believe this is the last time this evening we see Sergey (or at least NOT FAR OFF)

 

[Dark Carnival]

Look at this panel of QUEENS

and Macedonia

 

[Madison]

*Almost almost won

 

[Soldi]

Is he NOT OUT?

I'll apologise on screen

@ButterTart Are you out?

 

[ButterTart]

I really did like Bigger Than Us. Michael himself was just offputting.

 

[Dark Carnival]

She has already done Eurovision?

 

[Penelope]

I will say this for Tamara, she does AT THE VERY LEAST seem quite good fun

 

[ButterTart]

@ButterTart Are you out?

Of course not, we're in lockdown.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh Michael, not skinny jeans over a 38 inch waist

You take that back you demon!

 

[Penelope]

She has already done Eurovision?

She got done over by the juries in 2008. Would've qualified but they (rightly) chose Charlotte Perrelli for the potluck spot instead.